Dog is on deck in sun warmer, scares the hell out of me ?
Why, did they pee on your foot ❓
Al Gore called ask for donation.
Which scared you, Al Gore, the dog, or both ❓
The dogs a bitch, but I feed her, Al should place his award where the sun don't shine.
Which award? The Nobel Peace or the Oscar, As big an Ahole as Gore is, both would probably fit, with room left over for Obama's👍🏻
Both, His head too, that'll fill the space.