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Laserbeam December 21st, 2016 8:25pm

As we approach the new year, as a nation we need to unify and resolve to follow the examples set by our highly qualified leader. Remember that smart people don't pay their taxes. Don't worry, it'll be fine. Are you smart?

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swervin Maryland
12/21/16 11:49 pm

Lol! Do I have 4 years to looking forward to the Dems bitching every chance they get? If so, sign me the fuck up! I love watching you guys cry when you don't get your way.

commonsense America isnt racist
12/21/16 6:39 pm

I try to find as many loopholes as possible so I don't have to pay much. 😄

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Phillyusmc Philadelphia PA
12/21/16 2:49 pm

If they didn't take the money by force, nobody would pay . They need to stop the waste & corruption

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:52 pm

I don't recall ever being forced. You choose to have your employer take out money (by filling out for W- in such a manner), you choose submit a 1040, and you choose to mail the IRS a check for the difference. If you're smart you'll do none of that.

voc I am...what I am
12/21/16 2:18 pm

Don't forget to grab pusssy!

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Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:41 pm

Just be careful. Sometimes blood comes out of their eyes, but sometimes it comes out of their wherever.

Jazzy5 USA
12/21/16 2:14 pm

We took in a record amount in Taxes this year!
However, the government spent much more than we took in!
The debt of 20t is waiting for you young adults to pay it down! Good luck...

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:10 pm

I will do like him and pay as little as possible

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Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:11 pm

Don't worry about the IRS coming after you. Our president is on your side and will take care of it.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:12 pm

I belief he followed the laws so....

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:14 pm

Just pretend like tax season doesn't even exist. You'll be fine.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:17 pm

Well my best friend is also my tax accountant so......

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:21 pm

Your friend tricks people into thinking they have to pay taxes when they don't, for his own profit m? What a dickhead

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:30 pm

Having fun yet? Or are you just envious?

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:33 pm

Oh I'm not envious of your friend taking advantage of dumb people. It's just the way the president would want it.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:34 pm

No, ha. I meant envious of trump since he was able to use the law to his advantage when it comes to taxes.
Personally I don't agree with the law the way it is set up, but I agree completely with taking advantage of it if possible.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:36 pm

What makes you think I'm envious of that? Didn't you read the poll? I'm encouraging everybody to waive paying taxes. That is, if you're smart.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:38 pm

Adjust your W-4 at work so that they don't automatically take out anything from your check, and definitely do NOT submit a 1040A to the federal government.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:41 pm

You said in poll to follow the example. The example followed the law. So until it's changed, that's probably what we should do.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:45 pm

He specifically acknowledged that not paying federal income taxes is smart of him. Are you going to be patriotic and follow your president's example or not?

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:51 pm

Yes it was smart of him because he was able to based on the tax law. Do you deny he followed the law?

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:53 pm

I don't know if he followed the law. I haven't examined his tax forms. That's not what I'm saying. Stop with the diversion. Are you going to be smart or not this tax season?

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 2:54 pm

What diversion? I'm sticking to the actual topic....tax law. As someone with a masters in accounting, I kinda understand it.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:58 pm

That's not the topic.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/21/16 3:11 pm

Sorry I'm not playing by the rules of your game.

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
12/21/16 1:29 pm

I was just thinking about this! Can I skip paying taxes while the Donald is in office?

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 1:31 pm

Absolutely!!! In fact, it would be un-American to not follow the examples of our highly respected and intelligent president! This just being one of them, of course.

Squidboy Snarkapottamus
12/21/16 2:02 pm

I'm liking this, but I have a question. Can I treat this like the Bible? Meaning, can I just pick and choose which habits of his I want to model? For example, you can have the whole Twitter ranting thing.....and I've got nothing against brown people. But....I like the idea of sleeping with random married women....it's like all my spam emails come true!

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/21/16 2:07 pm

No absolutely not. You don't get to pick and choose. Show a little patriotism sheesh

xberraxcudax KY
12/21/16 1:28 pm

Hey did you hear that James Franco is making an Ed Wood type movie about Tommy Wiseau and The Room?

xberraxcudax KY
12/21/16 4:51 pm

I only heard about it this morning, but it's apparently coming out in April.