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josh42732 December 18th, 2016 9:48pm

Do you regularly keep up with your weight?

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TheHand If you need a hand
12/18/16 3:06 pm

Yes I keep my weight UP, in fact when I went to weight watchers everyone stood around and watched, when I haulass i have to make 2 trips, even the bathtub has stretch marks, I have to keep 5 bags of cement on the passenger seat to keep the car from flipping over, when I go to a restaurant they bring over a spoon, a knife and a forklift, the doctor said I needed exercise but I thought he said extra fries, when I walk across the living room everyone misses 2 minutes of the show, when I go to a hotel they make me take the freight elevator, when I got run over by a steam roller once I became very Flat tulent, the post office gave me my own zip code, when I take a plane I get charged for three seats, when I take a crap they have to call a dump truck to haul it off, I live in a two car garage and still have trouble getting through the front door.......