God first came down and told the Jews to walk toward him. Then he came and told Christians to submit and march toward him. Then finally God came and told the Muslims to push and shove to survive and get in. Now, we must crawl.
I heard, don't quote me on this but, Allah told the Muslims to stop the crap because he ran out of Virgins. All he had left was old pigs.
Well that's what I heard anyway!
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