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Bullshit

I nominate you, as the funniest liberal on this app.

Thank you! I am the funniest person you know. I'm not a liberal though. Not a conservative either. Or a libertarian. Or an alt righter. Or an alt leftist. Or a Marxist. Or a communist. Or a socialist. Or Chinese.

What on gods green earth are you?

Ya know, I don't know. I always just labeled myself normal. I'm liberal on some stuff, conservative on some stuff, and I like Chinese food.

*swear

I don't sweat a lot either though

I just don't like swearing.

Me neither, which means that when I do swear, I'm really angry. It adds shock value if you don't swear often.