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ladyniner81 extremists are a cancer
12/20/16 6:16 am

I really don't care. I'm not going to cry if you give me either one. I've done both

Crawdaddy11 Proud Wolverine
12/17/16 12:59 pm

I usually do something in between so I don't have to make a hard decision like this.

12/17/16 5:52 am

Depends on what sandwich.

12/16/16 11:16 pm

Diagonally gives you a thinner edge to start eating at

susanr Colorado
12/16/16 11:13 pm

Straight, I think. If you cut it diagonally, you end up with very long cut edges which are somewhat unstable, otherwise known as woobley. They sag and wooble and the inside stuff has more opportunity to fall out while you're trying to eat it.

It's much more stable if you cut it straight.

Unless it's a grilled cheese; then the grilling process firms it up enough that it isn't woobley. Then I'd cut it diagonally.

TheDoN Tricities, WA
12/16/16 10:05 pm

I don't usually cut my sandwiches.

Crawdaddy11 Proud Wolverine
12/17/16 12:57 pm

But if I did cut my sandwiches, I'd cut them in circles

monkees19 New Jersey
12/16/16 9:29 pm

I like to cut mine straight in half, then cut them straight in half AGAIN.

I just like to watch the world burn.

Tazer Dumpster fire
12/16/16 8:34 pm

It tastes better cut diagonal.

american6 Moderate Libertarian
12/16/16 7:14 pm

I eat them whole cause I'm a man!

jztheman Connecticut
12/16/16 7:22 pm

No, you are a beast.

Carolinaaa My name is not Carol.
12/16/16 6:16 pm

Diagonal feels like it has more crust -those pointy end bites are gross.

phalnx Ohio
12/16/16 5:26 pm

I picked straight, but it's really neither. I don't see the point of dividing something I'm gonna eat all of.

FrankLuntz Fredericksburg, VA
12/16/16 5:11 pm

Straight for that. Diagonal for grilled cheese.

fahq2 Loving Life
12/16/16 4:35 pm

WTF cuts a sandwich straight?!?

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/16/16 3:02 pm

Straight, do not like the triangle sandwich at all

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
12/16/16 2:50 pm

I've asked hundreds of ppl on this app this question.

I have compiled more data on this matter than anyone on the planet.

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
12/16/16 2:50 pm

Im an Expert in the field of sammich dissection 😂

fahq2 Loving Life
12/16/16 4:35 pm

And what are your findings?

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
12/17/16 8:03 am

Thats Classified...

gonzoboy Northern AZ
12/16/16 2:49 pm

My sandwich cut is a trigonometric decision: It must be diagonal. By cutting your sandwich diagonally, then starting at the hypotenuse, you will have effected consuming the longest stretch of a sandwich that is crust free!

Dufur30 Oregonian
12/16/16 2:17 pm

Lol. A few years ago, I was making a sandwich for my 8yo nephew and he told me to "cut it like the rich people do" (diagonally). Apparently my mom taught him that. The funny thing is, I knew exactly what he wanted.

clipk0 Trump won, get over it.
12/16/16 1:49 pm

Diagonal, of course what am I an animal?

Zod Above Pugetropolis
12/16/16 1:48 pm

Diagonal if I'll be eating it myself, and especially if I'll be eating it while driving. Much less messy. But straight if I'll be sharing it, since nobody gets hosed that way.

Zod Above Pugetropolis
12/16/16 6:58 pm

A cut down the middle, top to bottom, makes the halves symmetrical. Both have equal parts of the top crust and the nasty bottom crust; neither half is inherently better than the other. A diagonal cut is no better than a beltline cut in that regard - in both cases there is a (good) top half and a (nasty) bottom half, rather than equal sides. The only time those unequal divisions make sense is if the people sharing the sandwich have different crust preferences and agree on who gets what.

JulieB Texas Lake House
12/16/16 9:48 pm

Wow. That's lot of thought regarding sandwich to crust distribution.

DonWichita Kansas
12/17/16 2:41 pm

I like the crust most.
I am glad you still will eat the crust.
Non-crust-eaters are strange.
I knew a gal once who would cut off the fat part of her bacon.

joeish11 Texas
12/16/16 1:48 pm

Diagonal till I die

Okie1967 Lets go brandon
12/16/16 1:40 pm

The diagonal sandwiches make me feel like it was worth the money. :-)

RussianThunder Russia and USA
12/16/16 1:28 pm

Diagonal pisses me off but I have no idea why.

Okie1967 Lets go brandon
12/16/16 1:43 pm

Because people who eat diagonal sandwiches were also the ones behind the Bolshevik revolution?

RussianThunder Russia and USA
12/16/16 2:02 pm

I bet that's it! 😂😂😂😂

mahughj Honor, Unity, Love
12/16/16 1:22 pm

Diagonal. I have no idea why. But it's better I guess.

wearemonkeys77 Lest We Forget... Hodor
12/16/16 1:20 pm

Straight! Only elitists eat diagonal sandwiches!

elianastar FreeSpeech
12/16/16 1:20 pm

Corner to corner... and repeat the other corner to corner, if you please 😙

ctskapski x
12/16/16 1:20 pm

Show of Hands is the only app I know brave enough to ask the tough questions that need to be asked in this day and age.

RussianThunder Russia and USA
12/16/16 1:29 pm


12/16/16 1:15 pm

Neither. Why cut a sandwich?

Okie1967 Lets go brandon
12/16/16 1:41 pm

Because eating two smaller sandwiches is fewer calories than one great big sandwich. :-)

b01nightwing Los Angeles
12/16/16 2:12 pm

Exactly! Like only getting the mahi because the mahi mahi has too many calories :///