Earlier this evening I diagnosed myself with EBCS (excessive beer consumption syndrome). Am I eligible for disability benefits?
It's only a matter of time.
I have a fear of manual work... They keep misdiagnosing me as "lazy"... One of these days they're going to recognize my disability so I can get the benefits I DESERVE!
Actually jungle you can get disability for being a drunk or drug user.
Hell yeah! If you can get it. So many out there don't really qualify and they get it.
What if I get a second opinion?
I'm sure my wife will agree with my diagnoses.