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TheMadScientist July 7th, 2013 10:47pm

Do you ever poop out large sections of intestinal lining?

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inge MIA
07/07/13 5:17 pm

the tardis!!

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:29 pm

Like my heart, it's bigger on the inside.

inge MIA
07/07/13 5:45 pm

you, sir, win soh :)

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 5:46 pm

Am I the only one who doesn't watch Dr Who?

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:52 pm

You can Netflix it, if you want.

dawl adulting
07/07/13 6:15 pm

I dont watch Niza

susanr Colorado
07/07/13 5:11 pm

What the hell is wrong with you? Keep the damn hemostats out of your butt!

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:29 pm

How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil.

susanr Colorado
07/07/13 5:33 pm

I practically asked for that, didn't I.

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 5:45 pm

Hahaha that was hilarious!

kilgoretrout my toes are cold.
07/07/13 5:05 pm

whaddaya have? Crohn's?

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:30 pm

Nerp. I just react to certain foods.

kilgoretrout my toes are cold.
07/07/13 5:34 pm

have you had a capsule endoscopy to look at your small intestines or anything, because that's not a normal reaction to any foods.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:36 pm

I know all about what it is. I don't need another camera in my butt - in parallel or series.

kilgoretrout my toes are cold.
07/07/13 5:42 pm

actually it doesn't go in your butt, unless you like that sorta thing. you swallow it. its the only thing able to see your SMALL intestines. either way, it was just a suggestion. I've worked in GI for years.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:53 pm

Oh! No, I've never done one of those. They look really neat.

comppete Las Vegas
07/07/13 4:41 pm

Sounds like you may have a problem.

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minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 4:22 pm

Sounds like a symptom of something. Do you drink enough water or does it happen only when you "eat Popsicles" aka drink vodka? Maybe keep a food diary for a week or 2. Times; amounts; what, maybe activity levels, and approximate results both urine and bowel. maybe go to a doctor.

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 4:57 pm

Oh, yeah, I have a known issue.

minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 5:00 pm

Maybe more than one.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 5:01 pm

Just maybe?

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:06 pm

@minnema: you sound like my mom.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:14 pm

@minnema: R U my mommy?

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 5:17 pm

Ok. Pretty convinced you've had too much to drink.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:21 pm

Whaaaat? You don't like my mommy?

minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 5:24 pm

Why yes, yes I am. luv u!

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:32 pm

Minnema really is my mom.

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 5:44 pm

Slick, I can't tell if you're joking or not, is Minema really your mom or no?

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 5:45 pm

Yeah... Me either...

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:55 pm

She really, for real, is totally my mom. She gave me the birth and loved me when I was sick.

minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 5:55 pm

I am his mom not just an alter ego!

minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 5:56 pm

And I love you all the time!

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:57 pm

Yes, she loves me all the time, even when I'm being a total asshat.

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:06 pm

Awwwww this is totally sweet and adorable! But I'm almost surprised that you would let you mom follow you, I wouldn't let my mom on this app let alone follow me because I would not want her to read oh so many of my SOHAH comments hehe

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:09 pm

That's cute!
But I'm with you Niz

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:11 pm

Also, I wouldn't call you an asshat per say, but I would call you brilliantly hilarious and somewhat devious!

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:15 pm

Yes. Devious is a good word.

No way id let my mom on here though

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 6:15 pm

What do I have to hide from my mom?

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:20 pm

I suppose you have nothing to hide but I certainly do, I have said things on some of the SOHaH polls that I would just die if my mom were to ever read them. I would like to have her think of me as a perfect little angel

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:21 pm

I'm with you Niz. My mother thinks I'm a good girl. Not sure that's quite always reflected on here... :)

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 6:23 pm

Oh. I guess I don't lie to my mom.

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:25 pm

Haha I never lie to my mom either, but she has also never asked me about my sex life thankfully, I don't think I could handle it if she ever did, I would just hit the ground laughing

minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 6:25 pm

Also we're the kind of family that discusses poop at every meal, soooooo.....

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:26 pm

I don't lie to my mom. Just something's I don't discuss with her

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:36 pm

Exactly, there are certain topics and very few at that, which will never be discussed with my mom. I'm not going to talk about my sex life, her sex life, and I guess that's it actually. So no sex life talk with my mama, ever.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:38 pm

Exactly. That topic is off the table.

minnema Minneapolis MN
07/07/13 6:41 pm

Hmmm three are some polls I won't vote or comment on, for sure!

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:46 pm

I think that is a good idea, you wouldn't want us to frighten you as we can get pretty graphic late at night :-)

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 6:46 pm

We don't get that graphic. You've never met my family.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:49 pm

I keep missing those late night graphic conversations. Need to force myself to stay up later ;)

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 6:49 pm

But I'd bet that your family is awesome

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 6:52 pm

My family is awesome and to be in my family is to be awesome.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 6:54 pm

Mines pretty cool too.. But most of our "interesting" conversations are about alcohol, not bodily fluids

Skarface Banned
07/07/13 3:56 pm

I can't say I have, but it sounds interesting. I think I should try it some time.

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EarlyBird Portland
07/07/13 3:55 pm

It's TheMadScientist!

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EarlyBird Portland
07/07/13 3:54 pm

Reading this question made me feel like I lost some of my intestinal lining :-)

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EarlyBird Portland
07/07/13 5:21 pm

Scientist- yes, I think so.

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/07/13 3:51 pm

You should probably get that checked out.

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Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 3:49 pm

Oh Slick... Did you start drinking already?

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 4:58 pm

Barely. Mostly water.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 5:01 pm

Have another shot of that vodka then.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:03 pm

I think I'll have another "Popsicle" in a little bit. :-D

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 5:05 pm

Vodka popsicle?
I'm about three glasses of wine in, myself. I love summer.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:33 pm

Aaahh. Just had another "Popsicle".

Emily33 North Carolina
07/07/13 5:46 pm

Good! Ready for my next glass...

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
07/07/13 5:00 pm

Well that's not good at all mister! You might want to see somebody about hat, and soon!

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/07/13 5:35 pm

I don't think I could handle seeing another person about it.