When I finish my sixth and final online job application for the day, which should my reward be?
A vodka Popsicle sounds good! Messy maybe but good!
Popsicle or lemonade - it's SUMMER!
Finished!! Time to imbibe!!!!!
I've already got my corona flow going xD what kind of vodka you drink?!
Hmmm for me depends on the vodka.
It was a lime Popsicle.
I-3 is popsicle. 4 or more is martini time.
After 8 put an olive in it.
Online applications SUCK, definitely vodka!! I would always choose alcohol though xD
What kind of job are you applying for? :)
That's awesome! I'd like to teach at some point in my life. What subject do you teach?
You get one guess. :-D
xD I KNOW! Are they stripper classes?
Mr. L: I work with 12 year-olds.
OMG!!! SLOAN IS THE WINNER!!! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Damn it. );
I've been off lately.
Shut the hell up slx xb I first figured you changed your name because you're crazy person xD that's pretty cool I hope to become a biology HS teacher or college professor, I would not be able to put up with 12yr olds haha :b I wish the best of luck
What??! That wasn't sarcastic. It was my best Kermit voice!
for you getting accepted somewhere!
I think L is hinting that he has a separate interest on the side... Oh my!
Stripper classes? That could be fun
Oh definitely. That's how I make my money.
You know, throw some alcohol at women and they really just want a lap dance from me.
Stripper classes would've definitely been my preferred answer. Sad day, indeed.
That sounds like a good way to make money.
I bet there's some good tips in stripping
Yeah, Emily. By the end of the night, my wallet just overflows with singles. Make it rain singles! WHAT WHAT! xD
Is that why singles keep mysteriously appearing in my wallet?
I'm pretty sure they don't put them in your wallet...
Actually, right now, that's the only place to hold any money. 0.0
Fortunately I'm off-duty!
No. But I would in a drunken state. Come on, got to put your money in a safe spot
Sad day for us all, Rose. Magic Mike, all I gotta say.
I bet you're a hot ass stripper L ;D
I'll be honest I've once considered stripping, and my friends and I always joke about it. Good money. I wouldn't ever actually do it though xD
I had to stop myself from going wayyyyyyyyy out of line on this one. ;x
hehe, yeah... I sure as hell wouldn't actually do it... Not exactly a resume building position for a businessman. ;P
L, I'm proud of how well you refrained yourself hehe so uncommon! :b
Yeah not a very good résumé for a scientist either so I'll pass on flashing my lady bits xD seriously though I'd rather resort to obtaining gov't assistance before ever stripping
I would never even go to a strip club, to be honest. I don't see the thrill in paying a person to turn you on and leave it be. Plus, I find it demeaning towards women, Sooo... Yeah.
Haha I've never been either and don't plan to. I find it degrading as well, it's just pretty funny the way we joke about it lol. I was in no way actually encouraging you to be a stripper L xD
(Or was I..?)
Well, if it's you asking... ;)
Hehe... Hope you had a great day, lovely. ❤(:
Now you are making it confusing for what I should call you. Slx or Michael maybe?
Call me Slick.
I've heard he prefers when women call him daddy. Could just be a rumor. xD
That's just you, Mr. L.
Slick not slx or is that a typo?
Or do you really prefer daddy.
Michael - You're welcome.
Mr. L is returning some harassment I have him earlier.
Mr L? Harassing? Nah. He's too nice
It may have been "persistent".
I'm not harassing him, I'm just joking around. :) All in good fun.
Oh, of course, Mr L ☺
Where is this earlier harassment you speak of? I will need to review that!
Oh it was a few weeks ago. Michael was harassing me and my personal space. It's okay, we're friends now. ☺ :P
It was creeper harassment. I stood too close to him for weeks.
Oh slick, don't harass people!
I'm not ashamed, but I am done.
LOL! New York to Minnesota is one hell of a personal space bubble ;p
No, he was standing right next to me. Like really close. I had to get a restraining order. It's okay now, we're on good terms.
How could you not be on good terms with Mr L?
Slick, you're pretty cool yourself
Emily, I believe the alcohol is talking again, love. ;P
Only because you pointed it out. :D
Yes. Right. Of course.
A Coopersmith's Imperial Destroyer Stout.
Oh wait, they don't bottle that.
Pick your favorite
Those online teacher applications are a bitch!! U earned the vodka
Preach it! I'm applying out-of-state, too, so my licensing doesn't fit in their applications' boxes.
Where you looking at slx?
There is Emma stirring up trouble ;-) I'm looking in Texas. I hear they need a few good teachers. Well... I need a job.
Tell me about it! I applied to Wyoming and Washington...I applied to 5 or 6 places and no interviews...sucks being a first year teacher...looks like I'll be stuck in Missouri for another year after all...
I'm moving. I need a job. I've applied to dozens of schools in the area to which I am moving.
hey, Slx, trust me. you'll have no problems getting a job in Texas. ;)
My school still has a physics opening and I bet most of the high schools in my last district do too.
I'm a middle school science teacher only. :-/ It makes it more difficult.
Emma, why are there so many jobs open I. Texas?
Science huh? Never would have guessed...
Check out Pasadena ISD.
The reasons there are do many are 1. Our fun new state test. 2. With a degree like science you can make more doing other things. 3. Teenagers are soooooo fun these days (not just in Texas)!
believe it or not, there's actually more of an emphasis placed on science education in TX than in a lot of other states (for example: 4 science credits needed to graduate HS). plus, there's a ton of students. it's a good combination. :)
Well nonetheless good luck slxpl...I mean mad scientist...hope u score better than I did l
My state test counts for the Texas state test. I am good at tests.
from what you told me last week, Slx, you sound like a fantastic science teacher with a passion for what you do, which there's always a high demand for. as long as you explain it the same way to the hiring committees, they'll love you. :)
Blarney, what subject(s) do you teach? I know of an opening in WA.
@ Mrs. oh -My degree is good from 1-6 grades, all subjects
Vodka huh? Sounds like a plan.
Are these for teaching jobs?
Yeah. The applications are so long and arduous.
Ah. For my state you just fill out one for all the counties
That sounds soooo nice!!
Yeah. I'd like to get out of this state though. Problem is I don't know where I want to go
I'd go with a vodka popsicle.
Nice compromise - we could use you in congress