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TheMadScientist July 7th, 2013 2:58am

When I finish my sixth and final online job application for the day, which should my reward be?

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Nukimo NC Dreaming of Far Away
07/08/13 10:04 am

A vodka Popsicle sounds good! Messy maybe but good!

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 9:18 pm

Finished!! Time to imbibe!!!!!

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aurealis the sky
07/06/13 9:47 pm

I've already got my corona flow going xD what kind of vodka you drink?!

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:47 pm

Vodka huh?


Good choice.

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 10:09 pm

Hmmm for me depends on the vodka.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 11:46 pm

It was a lime Popsicle.

Jungle in the dog house
07/06/13 8:43 pm

I-3 is popsicle. 4 or more is martini time.

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Jungle in the dog house
07/06/13 8:43 pm

After 8 put an olive in it.

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 8:37 pm

Online applications SUCK, definitely vodka!! I would always choose alcohol though xD

What kind of job are you applying for? :)

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aurealis the sky
07/06/13 8:44 pm

That's awesome! I'd like to teach at some point in my life. What subject do you teach?

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:46 pm

You get one guess. :-D

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 8:48 pm

Science!!!!!

:D

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 8:48 pm

xD I KNOW! Are they stripper classes?

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:49 pm

Mr. L: I work with 12 year-olds.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:50 pm

OMG!!! SLOAN IS THE WINNER!!! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 8:51 pm

Damn it. );
I've been off lately.

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 8:58 pm

Shut the hell up slx xb I first figured you changed your name because you're crazy person xD that's pretty cool I hope to become a biology HS teacher or college professor, I would not be able to put up with 12yr olds haha :b I wish the best of luck

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:59 pm

What??! That wasn't sarcastic. It was my best Kermit voice!

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 8:59 pm

for you getting accepted somewhere!


I think L is hinting that he has a separate interest on the side... Oh my!

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:00 pm

Stripper classes? That could be fun

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:01 pm

Oh definitely. That's how I make my money.
You know, throw some alcohol at women and they really just want a lap dance from me.

ClarityRose Now taking suggestions
07/06/13 9:01 pm

Stripper classes would've definitely been my preferred answer. Sad day, indeed.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:03 pm

That sounds like a good way to make money.

I bet there's some good tips in stripping

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:05 pm

Yeah, Emily. By the end of the night, my wallet just overflows with singles. Make it rain singles! WHAT WHAT! xD

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:08 pm

Is that why singles keep mysteriously appearing in my wallet?

ClarityRose Now taking suggestions
07/06/13 9:09 pm

I'm pretty sure they don't put them in your wallet...

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:11 pm

Actually, right now, that's the only place to hold any money. 0.0
Fortunately I'm off-duty!

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:11 pm

No. But I would in a drunken state. Come on, got to put your money in a safe spot

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 9:27 pm

Sad day for us all, Rose. Magic Mike, all I gotta say.
I bet you're a hot ass stripper L ;D

I'll be honest I've once considered stripping, and my friends and I always joke about it. Good money. I wouldn't ever actually do it though xD

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:31 pm

I had to stop myself from going wayyyyyyyyy out of line on this one. ;x

hehe, yeah... I sure as hell wouldn't actually do it... Not exactly a resume building position for a businessman. ;P

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 9:45 pm

L, I'm proud of how well you refrained yourself hehe so uncommon! :b

Yeah not a very good résumé for a scientist either so I'll pass on flashing my lady bits xD seriously though I'd rather resort to obtaining gov't assistance before ever stripping

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:48 pm

I would never even go to a strip club, to be honest. I don't see the thrill in paying a person to turn you on and leave it be. Plus, I find it demeaning towards women, Sooo... Yeah.

aurealis the sky
07/06/13 10:08 pm

Haha I've never been either and don't plan to. I find it degrading as well, it's just pretty funny the way we joke about it lol. I was in no way actually encouraging you to be a stripper L xD

(Or was I..?)

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 10:16 pm

Well, if it's you asking... ;)

Hehe... Hope you had a great day, lovely. ❤(:

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:31 pm

Now you are making it confusing for what I should call you. Slx or Michael maybe?

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 8:35 pm

I've heard he prefers when women call him daddy. Could just be a rumor. xD

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:36 pm

That's just you, Mr. L.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:36 pm

Slick not slx or is that a typo?

Or do you really prefer daddy.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:38 pm

Slick daddy?


Too weird?

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 8:39 pm

Michael - You're welcome.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:40 pm

Just Slick.

Mr. L is returning some harassment I have him earlier.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:43 pm

Mr L? Harassing? Nah. He's too nice

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:45 pm

It may have been "persistent".

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 8:45 pm

I'm not harassing him, I'm just joking around. :) All in good fun.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:46 pm

Oh, of course, Mr L ☺

ClarityRose Now taking suggestions
07/06/13 9:01 pm

Where is this earlier harassment you speak of? I will need to review that!

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:02 pm

Oh it was a few weeks ago. Michael was harassing me and my personal space. It's okay, we're friends now. ☺ :P

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 9:03 pm

It was creeper harassment. I stood too close to him for weeks.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:05 pm

Oh slick, don't harass people!

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 9:06 pm

I'm not ashamed, but I am done.

ClarityRose Now taking suggestions
07/06/13 9:14 pm

LOL! New York to Minnesota is one hell of a personal space bubble ;p

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:15 pm

No, he was standing right next to me. Like really close. I had to get a restraining order. It's okay now, we're on good terms.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:20 pm

How could you not be on good terms with Mr L?

Slick, you're pretty cool yourself

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:21 pm

Emily, I believe the alcohol is talking again, love. ;P

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:21 pm

That obvious?

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
07/06/13 9:23 pm

Only because you pointed it out. :D

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 9:25 pm

Yes. Right. Of course.

susanr Colorado
07/06/13 8:14 pm

A Coopersmith's Imperial Destroyer Stout.

Oh wait, they don't bottle that.

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Blarney Wrightville
07/06/13 8:01 pm

Those online teacher applications are a bitch!! U earned the vodka

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:06 pm

Preach it! I'm applying out-of-state, too, so my licensing doesn't fit in their applications' boxes.

Emma Austin.ish.
07/06/13 8:10 pm

exactly!

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:11 pm

There is Emma stirring up trouble ;-) I'm looking in Texas. I hear they need a few good teachers. Well... I need a job.

Blarney Wrightville
07/06/13 8:12 pm

Tell me about it! I applied to Wyoming and Washington...I applied to 5 or 6 places and no interviews...sucks being a first year teacher...looks like I'll be stuck in Missouri for another year after all...

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:14 pm

I'm moving. I need a job. I've applied to dozens of schools in the area to which I am moving.

Emma Austin.ish.
07/06/13 8:16 pm

hey, Slx, trust me. you'll have no problems getting a job in Texas. ;)

1txteacher Dickinson Gator Swamp
07/06/13 8:16 pm

My school still has a physics opening and I bet most of the high schools in my last district do too.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:18 pm

I'm a middle school science teacher only. :-/ It makes it more difficult.

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:19 pm

Emma, why are there so many jobs open I. Texas?

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:19 pm

Science huh? Never would have guessed...

1txteacher Dickinson Gator Swamp
07/06/13 8:25 pm

Check out Pasadena ISD.

The reasons there are do many are 1. Our fun new state test. 2. With a degree like science you can make more doing other things. 3. Teenagers are soooooo fun these days (not just in Texas)!

Emma Austin.ish.
07/06/13 8:26 pm

believe it or not, there's actually more of an emphasis placed on science education in TX than in a lot of other states (for example: 4 science credits needed to graduate HS). plus, there's a ton of students. it's a good combination. :)

Blarney Wrightville
07/06/13 8:28 pm

Well nonetheless good luck slxpl...I mean mad scientist...hope u score better than I did l

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:30 pm

My state test counts for the Texas state test. I am good at tests.

Emma Austin.ish.
07/06/13 8:38 pm

from what you told me last week, Slx, you sound like a fantastic science teacher with a passion for what you do, which there's always a high demand for. as long as you explain it the same way to the hiring committees, they'll love you. :)

MrsOH Washington state
07/07/13 12:07 am

Blarney, what subject(s) do you teach? I know of an opening in WA.

Blarney Wrightville
07/07/13 7:43 am

@ Mrs. oh -My degree is good from 1-6 grades, all subjects

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:01 pm

Vodka huh? Sounds like a plan.

Are these for teaching jobs?

TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
07/06/13 8:08 pm

Yeah. The applications are so long and arduous.

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:09 pm

Ah. For my state you just fill out one for all the counties

Emily33 North Carolina
07/06/13 8:16 pm

Yeah. I'd like to get out of this state though. Problem is I don't know where I want to go

Skarface Banned
07/06/13 8:00 pm

I'd go with a vodka popsicle.

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shellybaxter1234 Peaceful Place
07/06/13 8:02 pm

Nice compromise - we could use you in congress