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Music. For my parents I have a "PARENT ALERT PARENT ALERT PARENTAL UNIT ON THE PHONE" though.

Mine goes a lil something like this:
"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"

Madonna's (ft. JT & Timbaland) 4 Minutes

I turn ringtones off and rely totally on vibration. I do not hear them when they ring, think that the rings re coming from someone else, and really don't like it when I hear other phones ring indoor.

Imperial March is literally my ringtone. Haha

Which answer is supposed to be which in this case? Both of those things are factory on my phone.

iPhone 5 standard snob ringtone

A couple different ones for different people, but my main one is "chelsea dagger"

Many. Santana "Smooth" is default. Brad Paisley "Mr. Policeman" for co-workers. Sugarland "Stuck Like Glue" for wife. An Arabic ditty called "Beautiful Tone" for my daughters.

The Black Keys for me

Boardwalk Empire theme

Breathe Carolina - Edge of Heaven

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I don't have a clue what mine is because I *always* have my phone on vibrate.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

A couple different songs depending on whose calling (like my little brother's is White and Nerdy). My notification sound is Pachelbel's Cannon in D

I downloaded 8 or 10 funny ones a while back, but I'd go nuts trying to add too many & subsequently assigning them to hundreds of contacts.
One of the funnier ones is a horrible, screeching, out-of-tune violin for a friend that plays the instrument

My daughter ring is My Girl, text is car alarm- husband ring is baby Elephant walk, text is Star Trek communicator- my side of family ring is Sweet Home Alabama- his side is Andy Griffith theme. Everyone else is diff also. Cop friends is COPS

I have a ringtone maker on my phone.. I have specific rings for most people that call me regularly. Some, parts of songs, others just sound effects..

KeyboardCat tune

The theme from MASH :)

Baba O' Reilly by the Who.

Text- harry potter theme Phone- three little birds Bob Marley.

Bob Marley's -Jah Live-

Forever: by KISS.

One Daughter, I have the original tune from Mario Brothers. The other Daughter, I have a tune from a video she was in Brighter Than Sunshine. People I don't want to talk to, I have the song from the Sopranos. Everyone else is the Chipmunk Laugh.

The guitar solo from Falling To Pieces by Velvet Revolver

Mine is me saying "Answer the phone". It gets louder with each ring and is pretty obnoxious.

Skyrim theme song

The riff from Rock Lobster by the B-52s.

Stewie from family guy going "mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Etc." for my mom

And then choice songs for the important people.

My main ringtone (for those unimportant and non contacts) is Drops of Jupiter by: Train

So yes, custom ringtones

I have the have the Soft Kitty song from The Big Bang Theory

I have one song programmed in and it is a song I do not like and it is assigned to one person. My MIL

My ringtone is 'Harp.'

Factory ringtone. But, does anyone actually use their phone for talking?

The theme song from the movie the Fletch

My phone is always on vibrate.☺
For the rare occasions it isn't, a factory choice will suffice.

If someone important calls it says "Scooby Doo, where are you?!"
Anyone else is "Me Without You" by tobyMac

CTU desk phone

"Peace Train" by Cat Stevens.

My phone's always on silent. But on my old phone I had one ring tone for the people that called me most, and a different one for people that weren't as important. That way I know whether or not I need to interrupt what I'm doing to answer it :)

"Radio" by Lana Del Rey

I don't even know what it is. People know not to call me, I hate talking.