Show of Hands

Ugly puppies?

Scrabble?

Puppets?

Razors

Burnt Popcorn

Omelets?

Chairs?

...No one replying to my greatest fear.

The man

Stop signs?

Tuesday the 17th?

Joffrey

Meatball subs?

Quadruplets

Posting late?

Psychics?

Being TOO beautiful

Big white fluffy clouds?

Power outages

Spiders?

Saying goodbye?

Heights?

Depths

Justin Bieber being famous and wealth for my remaining days on earth.

Those random eye floaters?

No parties?

Being a plumber at Taco Bell

Parties

Duck you auto cucumber....

autocorrect causing you to send inappropriate messages to your grandmother.

Kristen Stewart?

People moving to Alaska?

Ruskies

Flying monkeys.

Harry Potter?

@party: Dorothy was a Slytherin!

@Jen: Potter sucks, Weasley is the king!

Noses?

@Marley: My lord doesn't have a nose, but others do. It'd be hard to work for my lord with that fear!

A million bees flying at you.

Pink bras?

I do hate bees and I'm a tomboy, so both of these are great!
I would prolly say my biggest fear would be losing my husband or one of my boys.

People from the mountains of West Virginia.

Country music?

Bowie

An Assad victory.

I actually didn't know. But you've reminded me that my greatest fear would be any Islamist extremists getting a hold of power in Syria.

Tornadoes

Hahaha!

Those pictures with eyes that seem to follow you as you move around a room?

ME!!!

:-/

Missing those Emoji sh!ts, aren't ya

Getting sucked into space and dying! D:

What MrL said. Something to do with outer space.

Yup. MrL and Zod are correct. Good memory y'all!

Having a dumb moment.

Me and Long knocking on your front door selling Girl Scout cookies.

clowns.

Showing your face.

Nazi zombies?

Lies

Tony Montana

Never moving out.

Hanna Montanna?

Piles of coke

Not getting educ8ted

8 no longer being an acceptable substitute for "ate"

Crashing your car into an oak tree?

People actually liking Nicki Minaj.

Brennan?

A Dale Jr lawsuit

Getting bitten by walkers

Raising your hand?

SOH experiencing a malfunction causing the whole software to collapse. Oh and spiders

Double posts?

Amputees suing you because they can't show their hands.

Going bal....oh.

Bugs infesting SOH, and your house

Well it's NOT repeating yourself.

not being able to think of a question for a poll.

Map art Friday complainers

You're all so close.

It's probably being buried alive. I'm big time claustrophobic...

lol Mr.l

Everyone stops using SOH

You wake up and we have all left SOH

1 star ratings in the app stores (especially ones that don't even have constructive criticism!!)

People forgetting their usernames?

Finding out that I am your twin brother

Good one Kris! More people forgetting their usernames?

Make that all of us forgetting our usernames and/or passwords just before the next update.

The word "maybe"

Losing your family?

D-bags who complain about the choices in multiple choice polls despite the "out of these choices" disclaimers.

finding out Barack Obama & John Boener both use SOH and make their decisions based on these poll results.

Never finding true love.

You'll accidentally sell your child

Sock monkeys?

Becoming allergic to piña coladas!! Oh no...

Lol!! Ok sub mojitos for piña Coloda and you are right!
Nah It's my nieces, I would be destroyed if something happened to them, they are the love of my life.

:):):) that's the sweetest ever. I totally get that...

There being a drink spill not wiped up.

Old men that smell like cheap soap?

A mime talking to you while you're on the phone.

Family guy?

Dying?

Being stripped of spiffiness

Hate :(

Lesslove?

Love

Meaningless.

Never knowing the meaning of life?

Discovering that you are an asshat?

Eds no. But it is a John Green related fear.

Oblivion. I figured this after the fault in our stars.

Owls?

Losing your family?

Men trying to give you hugs.

Losing your sense of humor

Midget army

Longhorn actually being your long lost brother.

Old ladies with rabies that throw kittens at babies?

That I might actually be your long lost poppa.

Cows.

The word Greatest

Lol, I see watchu did there.

Mad cow disease- i got it from my momma lol

U caught that eh? lol

People finding out your awesome name?

Chickens

I don't have a real greatest fear. Other than maybe losing my son- wether in a grocery store or to death. Thats the only thing that i can think of.

Me being your long lost son.

Getting Alzheimer's?

Waking up with your beard gone!

Not being awesome.

Going to the doctor, learning you need surgery, having the surgery, then finding out they made a mistake and you never needed it but you can't sue them or anything because you signed a paper?

Being forced to live in an apartment in the city

That's a good one kay41, but not really fear, just an aversion.

Falling???

Not a fear eds, I think I'm looking forward to it, or maybe it's already here.

Falling?

Close enough marley17, heights in general. I watched this YouTube video and puckered up so tight I couldn't poop for a week:
youtu.be/s-nTcslBXpA

srj1993 you weren't first, but close enough.

Kindo I'd be proud to be your daddy.

Wow watched that video. That's a long ways down. That path is all torn. Why would they hike it?

Didn't even have to look at the link to know it was el camino del ray.

That's on my bucket list :D

Lol kris lets go! Ill wear a parachute just in case

Srj, if you look there is a safety hookup bolted into the rocks.

But it's such a pain. I want to free walk it

@ kris crazy but

I guess you know it's freaking me out that you're even talking about walking that. I think my heart stops every time the guy unhooks from one cable before hooking into the next. Two ropes dude, two ropes!

Beer?

Lack of beer?

evil soh twin bob112

Death of your spouse and child(ren).

Yeah what happened to the other 110 bobs...

They died in a meth lab

Ahh kris, i was thinking clowns, but yours is way worse, unless they're killed by clowns , and bob1 and bob11 was taken

Being called Robert?

Having a toad forever behind your stove!!

Forgetting about dried apricots!!

Gas leak

Being hit by a furple laser beam!!

Lol those are great but nope

Falling.

Never following your dream of becoming the first turtle whisperer?

Having jaw surgery?

Rlands, goes in for the kill.

Never knowing solid food again?

Spiders?

Falling.

Nudists?

Becoming blind, deaf, and dumb from a tragic caribou herding accident.

people actually finding out who you are. You know, since you're kind of paranoid about that (watch SoH OnAir from tonight... Michael, Carrie and Emma are having an Austin SoH party).

Becoming a democrat

Ovechkin being traded

Eating raw bacon?

Losing your son?

I thing you have a son right?

Loosing your identity?

Kris-who told you I herd caribou?! *suspicious emoticon*
MrL-ok I'll watch SOHoa and that's pretty scary haha
Srj-too late ;)
Emily- nooooo!!!
Marley-or cooked bacon! Don't like that either :)
Anna-no, but if I did that would be!
Srj- I don't have 1!

I must have been thinking of someone else there about that then :/ but oh well!

Losing your family

Being hugged by a random person only to find out it is your old third grade teacher who you thought died of AIDS five years ago?

People?

Falling.

The dark!

Bats

The zombie apocalypse.

Two zombie apocalypses!

Bob Marley haunts you for stealing his name

Might as well be consistent. - three zombie apocalypses!

Marley the dog haunts you for stealing his name.

Then he find Bob Marleys ghost, and the two of them work together to haunt you.

Being mauled.

Falling.

Spelling your state with only 2 c's

Hmmm, never actually thought of it. Probably being alone or no one caring what I have to say.

Being mauled by a zombie bob marley

Never making it to your 21st birthday.

Montana suddenly becoming uninhabitable?

Not succeeding in life

Nooo..something probably we all fear ;)

That's one kris. Yikes :/

Forgetting to do Weather Wednesday?

Heights

South Carolina joining forces with a peach farmer and trying to overthrow Georgia.

Old Navy mannequins?

Marley those are scary af I always think they're people....

rlands- imgur.com/n5zs0LR.jpg

Ahhh they look evil! And right before I'm about to go to bed...if I have mannequin nightmares we know who to blame!! ;)

Anyways b4 I go to bed..some of my fears are not being loved or successful, my dad :'(, my mom passing away, umm and having a partner I love but leaves me. Want someone who will stick it with me to the end

Oh and ppl not liking me

Those are well-grounded fears. But I doubt you'll run into any of them happening anytime soon :)

Moose on the loose

Horses?

Being alone?

Flunking out of college?

Learning German?

being chased down the street by a rabbit werewolf.

rabid*

Not making it to Broadway

Ugh but MrL rabbit werewolves are so much more exciting!!

A life without seafood?

How the heck did emily33 name immediately one of the things I hate the most?? That blew my mind. Lol


Some of y'all's answers have made me laugh lol :)

Haha I'm just good like that I guess :-) and mine was pretty much the only serious one...

Why can't there be werehares?

Werehares! Haha yes!

Bruins winning the cup?

Spit take at rlands comment.

Um, being thrown from a cliff.

Spit take at kris' spit take

Cheerwine being discontinued.

Or all wine being discontinued...

Cats?

students actually becoming intelligent. Oh wait, that'd be the opposite of a fear. Ah well.

Falling.

Bunnicula

80's hair bands

Not being able to get sticky things off your fingers (stamps....) :)

BEING ATTACKED BY A MUTATED CHIMPANZEE.

There being an afterlife.

Loneliness

Feeling like you won't amount to anything

Having to live at home 5 more years?

Random people commenting on polls and actually stating your biggest fear?

Here's a hint, it's none of the above, but I have talked about it on SoH in one of my polls.

Brotha Jamal not gettin his bucket of chicken causin mass panic on the cotton field?

All of our children being girls? Lol

Your uncle?

Being infertile.
That would depress the poop out of me.

Ohhhh... That would be depressing

Falling.

What if you were TOO fertile? Have a couple of sets of octuplets and a few sets of twins?