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Axl752 August 17th, 2016 12:07pm

Which are more lame.....bacon jokes or coffee jokes?

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susanr Colorado
08/17/16 8:30 pm

I don't know any of either type. Even after I read the examples below.

Well, I know them *now*, but I didn't before.

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Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
08/17/16 7:33 pm

One legged pig bacon jokes are funny.

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swervin Maryland
08/17/16 7:33 pm

I like coffee jokes. I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, caramel colored and with my dick in it.

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swervin Maryland
08/17/16 7:33 pm

I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like coffee.

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/17/16 6:49 pm

Wheelchair jokes are the lamest though

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gow488 Korea
08/17/16 7:14 am

Both are annoying but I answered bacon.

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Axl752 NY
08/17/16 7:26 am

I was torn, but I went with coffee, just because I hve to deal with those more in a daily basis.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 6:33 am

Bacon flavored coffee 😮

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Axl752 NY
08/17/16 6:42 am

Nope

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 6:48 am

F you, that's a million dollar idea.

Axl752 NY
08/17/16 7:00 am

Haha I'm sure it would sell, but I cant get behind it

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 7:04 am

Ima go on Shark Tank. I bet Mark Cuban will make me an offer.

Axl752 NY
08/17/16 7:10 am

You need to give me a cut for inspiring the idea

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 7:14 am

Screw you, we live in a capitalist system. All for me and none for you!

Axl752 NY
08/17/16 7:20 am

I'll register the patent first and sell it to you for just a 5% stake. Then 'll just sit back, keep my mouth shut and collect a paycheck.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 7:31 am

You'll never get a patent before I do. I have boobs and the guys who work at the patent office are lonely.

MrsCrayonWax
08/17/16 6:28 am

Neither should ever be joked about. Sacred. 😂😂😂

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Axl752 NY
08/17/16 6:42 am

You are on thin ice crayon, lol

MrsCrayonWax
08/17/16 7:24 am

☕️☕️☕️

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/17/16 6:25 am

I'm not sure I have heard either...🤔

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Axl752 NY
08/17/16 6:27 am

Everyone has that coworker who puts a print out of a cartoon on his door which jokes about not disturbing him until he's had his morning coffee or something to that effect...

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 6:37 am

I have a coworker who displays the current (today's) Dilbert every day.

Axl752 NY
08/17/16 6:44 am

Haha i have worked with that guy before too

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 6:48 am

I don't read it because Dilbert obviously sucks, but I always check that the current strip is up. I'm waiting for the day he forgets so I can tease him. Hasn't happened yet.

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/17/16 7:35 am

Axl, I didn't even think of that, but I haven't worked with anyone like that. I have worked with several Dilbert fans!

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/17/16 8:02 am

One day I'll swap it out with Wizard of Id during his lunch break just for the lulz of watching this guy lose his mind.