Show of Hands

I mastered the doggy paddle.

Lap swimming is the way I like to exercise (along with lap dances...). J/K

ehhh somewhat...

Yes but not very well.

Im a fish.

Yes. But I wouldn't swim in the Bay. Those ships just dump shit in there. That's why there's so many bacteria warnings/swimming advisories.

Is the pope catholic?

Barely but I survive

Like a fish