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MikePence August 17th, 2016 2:03am

Chris Christie has been giving me a hard time ever since Donald picked me over him. I woke up today to find that he and a few mafia thugs had closed my driveway. They've just been standing out there for hours. What do I do?

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Praetorianus Fair enough.
08/16/16 8:28 pm

Couldn't police solve the issue?

gameplayer2014 Constipated Clefable
08/16/16 9:12 pm

It's Mike fucking pence. He IS the police.

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/17/16 7:34 pm

Christie and the police have a mutual understanding ever since Christie's team started sharing donuts with them.

SouthernLaw Old North State
08/16/16 8:02 pm

Throw him a doughnut and a gallon of ice cream. That should keep him busy just barely long enough for you to escape. Better be quick though, he'll eat it all within 5 minutes.

dm0704 Las Vegas, Nevada
08/16/16 7:12 pm

Throw him a bag of M&Ms.

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/17/16 7:35 pm

It didn't last long enough.

xxxceo Nationalist
08/16/16 7:08 pm

Tell him it's raining out and Donny needs him to hold the umbrella.

MikePence Dr. Mike
08/16/16 7:04 pm

I mean, I won't actually kill him, but maybe I'll honk the horn a few times and give him a good scare.