Long story short, Reince Priebus made us draw straws and I lost, so it's my job to hold the party together. Now Don Christie has my family hostage and I need to prove my loyalty by winning over SOH... or else.
I think that Mike is a Democrat making fun of the real Mike and Kaine a republican making fun of the real Kaine !
I'm the real Mike. I don't know about Tim.
Are you and Tim the same person or...?
No, that would be cheating. Then I would be Vice President no matter what.
You know what I meant.
Don't support this guy.
Send someone to come for us. I don't know how much time I have. They're keeping my family and I in an old warehouse in...
Oh sorry, what I meant to say is "Make America Great Again!" Ha ha.