Alright! Post-apocalyptic earth, you're starving, and you go into a house. There is no food, but the families cat and dog are still fat and juicy. Who's dinner? (You HAVE to eat one. But you can eat both if you're into that, which means who's first)
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The dog can actually catch the food!
I starve with them.
No-brainer. Kill the cat, and use the dog for hunting.
Dog is more likely to protect me and serve as a warning call for anything or anyone near by. Cat is more likely to smirk at me while danger comes.
I'd take the dog with me as a pet. But be realistic you think if all the food was gone that cat wouldn't have already been dinner for fido?
For me I like to think that they could both speak English and which would give me the better reason to not eat them and I think the dog just won that argument. :)
The dog could be useful as a companion and line of defense, so the cat goes.
I dislike cats a little more than dogs, so they're first. And they're both getting eaten...
It's a zombie apocalypse! You won't have a use for fluffy while you're running from brain chompers.
Dog has more meat. I assume at lease, unless its like a Maltese or something.
I'm saving cat so that it can bring in more meat...birds, mice, whatever.
My cat is definitely a better hunter (and sharer) than my dog.
I went back and forth before deciding on cat. I figure a dog would make a better companion on the road, so I'd take it with me (and if I was starving later, there the dog would be).
I live Chinese, so I'm going with the Cat!
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I hate cats. I'll off the cat.
I'd follow them and eat what they eat.
They would have starved in a week, they ran out of food just before you got there.
I am going with the dog. It just seems less "yuck".
The dog could be useful while alive. The cat will make a nice pair of gloves.
Fido has a lot more meat and will be a lot more tender when I get done smoking it.
I suspect the dog tastes better. What happens after I eat one or both? What next?
I hadn't thought that far yet. Yet.
Dog is routinely eaten in much of the world, so it's probably tastier; I'll go for that first. I'll get to the cat when I'm a little hungrier (and EB isn't looking).
Thank you very much.
I've always thought that the Korean Han Jin truckers in Viet Nam fed us dog when they would invite us for dinner. Kimchi, shrimp and "meat". They would certainly never serve cat.
Probably the cat. :-(
Eat the cat and train the dog to find more cats! Man's best friend...
Lets assume for the sake of the question, it's a large cat and a medium small dog. So they yield relatively same amount of meat.
Ok, I'm going with the dog. People eat dog. I heard it tastes like chicken.
It also seems like the cat could be more useful..
Cats bring in like moles and stuff sometimes. Dogs don't really do that.
Yeah I'll go with the dog too. Don't think I could ever eat a cat :((
I'm going for the one that will give me the most meat.
Cat is the only food. My dog and I are a team against the baddies that want to harm us.
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