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Kris June 30th, 2013 4:58am

Alright! Post-apocalyptic earth, you're starving, and you go into a house. There is no food, but the families cat and dog are still fat and juicy. Who's dinner? (You HAVE to eat one. But you can eat both if you're into that, which means who's first)

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porkchop New Jersey
06/30/13 6:29 pm

Love Chinese food!!!! Meow

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rory82 Virginia
06/30/13 3:50 pm

The dog can actually catch the food!

Shazam Scaramouche, OH
06/30/13 11:06 am

No-brainer. Kill the cat, and use the dog for hunting.

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XercesBlue ...
06/30/13 10:20 am

Dog is more likely to protect me and serve as a warning call for anything or anyone near by. Cat is more likely to smirk at me while danger comes.

mabbou Omaha
06/30/13 9:52 am

I'd take the dog with me as a pet. But be realistic you think if all the food was gone that cat wouldn't have already been dinner for fido?

juiceman1601 Alton Il.
06/30/13 7:14 am

For me I like to think that they could both speak English and which would give me the better reason to not eat them and I think the dog just won that argument. :)

aquartistjames Norman, OK
06/30/13 6:19 am

The dog could be useful as a companion and line of defense, so the cat goes.

Mooo42Q Thats Nucking Futs
06/30/13 4:39 am

I dislike cats a little more than dogs, so they're first. And they're both getting eaten...
It's a zombie apocalypse! You won't have a use for fluffy while you're running from brain chompers.

christine1986
06/30/13 4:37 am

Dog has more meat. I assume at lease, unless its like a Maltese or something.

djkittie7 Texas
06/30/13 2:07 am

I'm saving cat so that it can bring in more meat...birds, mice, whatever.

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bMyComrade Stumptown
06/30/13 3:38 pm

My cat is definitely a better hunter (and sharer) than my dog.

PartyJustin R.O.C.K. in the R.O.C.
06/30/13 12:39 am

I went back and forth before deciding on cat. I figure a dog would make a better companion on the road, so I'd take it with me (and if I was starving later, there the dog would be).

Sean Go Devils
06/30/13 12:29 am

I live Chinese, so I'm going with the Cat!

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
06/29/13 11:19 pm

I hate cats. I'll off the cat.

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Wert A picture of my junk
06/29/13 11:01 pm

I'd follow them and eat what they eat.

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Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 11:21 pm

They would have starved in a week, they ran out of food just before you got there.

Kay41 the Midwest
06/29/13 10:53 pm

I am going with the dog. It just seems less "yuck".

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Happy Hong Kong
06/29/13 10:53 pm

The dog could be useful while alive. The cat will make a nice pair of gloves.

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LochnessMonster Milky way
06/29/13 10:44 pm

Fido has a lot more meat and will be a lot more tender when I get done smoking it.

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susanr Colorado
06/29/13 10:24 pm

I suspect the dog tastes better. What happens after I eat one or both? What next?

Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 10:28 pm

I hadn't thought that far yet. Yet.

Zod Above Pugetropolis
06/29/13 10:06 pm

Dog is routinely eaten in much of the world, so it's probably tastier; I'll go for that first. I'll get to the cat when I'm a little hungrier (and EB isn't looking).

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EarlyBird Portland
06/29/13 10:10 pm

Thank you very much.

leary Dulag Luft
06/30/13 11:26 am

I've always thought that the Korean Han Jin truckers in Viet Nam fed us dog when they would invite us for dinner. Kimchi, shrimp and "meat". They would certainly never serve cat.

mtbRIDER Gone riding...
06/29/13 10:05 pm

Eat the cat and train the dog to find more cats! Man's best friend...

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Kris Humidity Central
06/29/13 10:03 pm

Lets assume for the sake of the question, it's a large cat and a medium small dog. So they yield relatively same amount of meat.

EarlyBird Portland
06/29/13 10:11 pm

Ok, I'm going with the dog. People eat dog. I heard it tastes like chicken.

HayleyS looking up.
06/29/13 10:41 pm

It also seems like the cat could be more useful..
Cats bring in like moles and stuff sometimes. Dogs don't really do that.

aurealis the sky
06/29/13 11:01 pm

Yeah I'll go with the dog too. Don't think I could ever eat a cat :((

EarlyBird Portland
06/29/13 10:02 pm

I'm going for the one that will give me the most meat.

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Jungle in the dog house
06/29/13 10:02 pm

Cat is the only food. My dog and I are a team against the baddies that want to harm us.