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AmericanWolf August 13th, 2016 12:50pm

For the sake of the poll, let's say you've just killed your neighbor... you murderer. Anyway, the police will be here by tomorrow. Could you hide the body in your house well enough that they couldn't find it in an hour? Oh, and no dogs, for fairness.

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susanr Colorado
08/13/16 10:47 pm

Not a chance. Four room apartment, and that's counting the bathroom. There's a fireplace, but I'm sure they'd look up the chimney. Even if I cut the thing in pieces, there's really not many places to hide anything. And my freezer is full.

chinito Florida
08/13/16 9:25 pm

The only place I can think that I could stash the body is in the attic. But with the heat in Florida it would decompose so fast that it would smell worse than Chris Christie's diner.

xxxceo Nationalist
08/13/16 6:15 pm

My house has a old coal pit in the basement that's since been filled in. I could break through, dump him in there, and fill it back up. If outside is allowed, there used to be an outhouse or well (idk) where there's a pretty deep pit. Orrr....under my front porch. Maybe in my tenants apartment, I'll blame it on them. Maybe on the roof, no one looks up there right? There's an old attic that's sealed up, I can unseal it. Of course, I'd smear blood on my dogs mouth to keep the cops distracted. I mean they don't know about the no dogs allowed rule. Not that I've given this any thought.

08/13/16 8:20 am

Hide it in plain sight. Like weekend at Bernies? 😂

Praetorianus Fair enough.
08/13/16 8:13 am

If I completely empty out the fridge and remove all shelves it would just so fit if it's under six feet but police would probably look there first thing.

Luftwaffe South of Heaven
08/13/16 7:18 am

If I had one day to prepare why the hell would I leave it in my house?

AmericanWolf For the Benefit of All
08/13/16 7:51 am

So you can eat it later? I don't know.

merry13 Saved by Grace
08/13/16 8:22 am

Agreed. If I had a day it wouldn't stay in my house either.

mpurple oh no. trump won.
08/13/16 6:22 am

I live in an apartment so there's no way I could hide the body.

cpaswr just say the letters
08/13/16 5:57 am

I'll hide the body in my "Silence of the Lambs" inspired sump pump that is under the landing area from the garage entrance to the house.

AmericanWolf For the Benefit of All
08/13/16 5:52 am

Note: The body totally doesn't have to be in one piece when you hide it.