Show of Hands

My grandma, I sure hope I could win

A 9 year ole

50 quatloos on the newcomer!

Nope, I'm 95 pounds while my dad is 250 pounds and over a foot taller than me. I wouldn't stand a chance.

Well, it's my 3.5 year old right now. Likely, I could win, but would rather shoot myself in the head than fight my own child to the death.

I could, but I wouldn't. The closest person is my mother.

Yeah, she's eleven.

No, he's on the wrestling team.

My two year old is closest. I think he would beat me just because I couldn't harm him, even if he attacked me.

I would never want to even think about it, but Hubby is sitting next to me. He's bigger and stronger, but I can out maneuver him...

I'm a goner. My husband has a black belt in Aikijutsu.

Well, I'm alone right now, but if we want to hop over a few rooms, my eleven year old brother is closer than anyone else.

Lord of the Flies/Hunger Games

It's my wife. I'd lose 'cause I couldn't live without her.

I wouldn't win in a fight to the death against anyone - because I refuse to kill another human being

No one is next to me at the moment, so.. I win?! :-P

:-( my 5 year old is the closest to me. I don't like the thought of that.

The only person anywhere near me for hours was the guy from upstairs who feeds the squirrels every day. He was sweeping the front porch. In the dark. I do not want to hurt this man. Besides, I think we might both just collapse if we tried to fight.

I said no only because she's my best friend. I'm, physically, far stronger and several different types of training which would guarantee I would win. However, I'd definitely let her win.

No. I'm 5"2'. He's 6". But he's giving me an excellent foot rub.

Reading this question with my 2-year-old on my lap, so there's no question who would win.

Kid can kick like nobody's business.

Without question. The fight is already won. Wait... You were telling us to kill the person closest to us right, Jenninerd? ????

Just taught this cockroach the consequence of walking up to me if that's what you mean.

Yes I would. I have a black belt in Aikido.

This toddler of mine is going DOWN!

I would do well against most threats.

No. I'm a wimp and he's a former marine.

I'd be glad to sock my asshole brother in the face! I never hit or fight him because I dont want to actually hurt him and get in trouble so he thinks he is stronger and can beat me up. He deserves to be punched in the face! Any volunteers?

Trippy?

Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.

I could kick the dogs ass. And my mom and stepdads. And my weirdo uncles. I wish the uncle would come and try to snuggle so we can get this shit started.

Anyone have any SOHAD ideas? I have one but I can't tell if its good or terrible.

I have never been in a physical altercation in my whole entire life, I have truly never hit anybody so I doubt the I would know how to fend for myself and that's probably not a good thing

Two man enter one man leave.

No. It's my 7 yr old step daughter and I couldn't do it. I'd let her win.

My wife is asleep I can take her.

Against my wife....hell no!!

Well, he's only 2, so probably. :(

It's the smarter half of my brain right now. I'd either let her win, or she'd trick me into letting her win and make me think it was my idea, either way I'm doomed and might as well just jump off the roof now and get it over with.

I'm lane in my apartment with my dog, soooo probably not haha

It's a 4 year old girl. She's totally take me.

Hell no. My sister is a beast. She's more than half a foot taller than me and rather strong.

Well this is a pleasant question

That would be a bob's big boy piggy bank staring at me so yeah.

My sister is a wuss.

This question was inspired by the fact that we're watching the Hunger Games.

Well, he's four.. So there's that...

No, my dad is a lot more muscular and smarter than I am.

Yes, she's four.