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MrMilkdud June 30th, 2013 1:09am

When you post a question with two carefully thought out options, and someone insists on "blending" both options, or says "neither" in the comments, is it better to pee in their car vents or hide dog poop inside their mattress?

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rory82 Virginia
06/30/13 8:48 pm

Neither! LOL

Kay41 the Midwest
06/30/13 6:50 am

Haha milk, funny question. I like forcing people to make a decision through the vote they make. I don't mind if they give an either or both answer in the comments although it is helpful if they say which one they were leaning to. Btw...I chose pee.

06/30/13 5:48 am

If its both or neither I usually state that fact and then go on to say the one I would go with if I had to choose.

2katz I live in Nebraska
06/30/13 12:47 am

Specifying the car vents to be peed in excludes most females who don't carry some aiming device, like a funnel, around just in case an opportunity for such merriment arises. Since you failed to consider the mechanics of this, I was forced to poop.

06/30/13 6:11 am

I didn't say you couldn't use a bucket.

love4life wonderland
06/29/13 11:03 pm


fredd TrumpLand
06/29/13 10:14 pm

I think you should do both, just to cover all bases.

Or just think evil thoughts and do neither.

Yeah, one of the above.

shellybaxter1234 Peaceful Place
06/29/13 10:06 pm

It don't like black or white answers when gray answers are obviously possible. I find those questions to be small minded

06/30/13 5:57 am

Scroll down to what I SA

06/30/13 6:08 am

Scroll down to what I said to Susan. It isn't small minded to stay within two choices. Sometimes life only offers options that aren't ideal. Not being able to default to "gray" answers requires you to consider perspectives you'd otherwise disregard.

leary Dulag Luft
06/29/13 7:39 pm

I'd poop in their vent.

TempName14 Everywhere but nowhere
06/29/13 7:24 pm

Don't like either option. Sorry.

06/30/13 6:26 am

That's it. I give up.

EarlyBird Portland
06/29/13 7:08 pm

I honestly don't think I've ever said "both" or "neither". If it's hard to choose, I just go with the one I'm more comfortable with.

twss trump is a garbage human
06/29/13 6:23 pm

Sometimes, 'neither' or 'both' or some other non-sanctioned answer is just how I would answer. But obviously, to get to the comments, I chose an answer from the two given.

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
06/29/13 6:33 pm

Exactly. Sorry milkdud but this was a loaded question where, yet again, NEITHER answer applied for me personally

06/29/13 6:35 pm

Come on, nizabelle! It doesn't get more universal than pee and poop! Everybody has to do at least one of those!

Nizabelle Cambridge, MA
06/29/13 6:36 pm


06/29/13 6:23 pm

I say pee in their mattresses and poop on their car vents.

yesmaam socal
06/29/13 6:22 pm

Or both poop and pee! :D

Jungle in the dog house
06/29/13 6:15 pm

Since I just did it to you, I suggest total forgiveness if I promise to do penitence.

Jungle in the dog house
06/29/13 6:16 pm

If I have to I take pee.

06/29/13 6:32 pm

I have a special surprise cooked up for you, jungle.

Marley17 or is it just me...
06/29/13 6:13 pm

Pee, it will take them longer to figure it out.

susanr Colorado
06/29/13 6:12 pm

Sometimes a person just can't commit to either option. I try to pick the option that's closest to what's right for me, but I'm certainly not going to hold myself to claiming I believe that. Would you? If it's impossible enough, I don't answer,...

susanr Colorado
06/29/13 6:13 pm

..let it sit for a couple days, then come back & poke the closest fit answer & run away.

But honestly, sometimes I just gotta say "neither." I've probably done it a bunch of times today. What would you have a person do instead?

06/29/13 6:13 pm

You had to pick poop or pee to answer, Susan!
On some level, you had to decide that one of those answers was better than the other.

06/29/13 6:17 pm

But seriously, I think the mental process of occasionally having to commit to one of two poor choices is a key element of this app. Sometimes life only offers the opportunity to choose one of a few less than ideal paths.

06/29/13 6:19 pm

I think, for the purposes of this app, that choosing within the parameters of the question, and defending how and why you made your choice is more intellectually honest than making up an "outside the box" answer.

susanr Colorado
06/29/13 7:21 pm

I picked pee. But I'm rethinking my answer.

Seriously, I DO try to play it straight. But so many time, it's just not possible.

I'll try harder. I do understand the rationale.