Show of Hands

Both! LOL

Neither! LOL

Haha milk, funny question. I like forcing people to make a decision through the vote they make. I don't mind if they give an either or both answer in the comments although it is helpful if they say which one they were leaning to. Btw...I chose pee.

If its both or neither I usually state that fact and then go on to say the one I would go with if I had to choose.

Specifying the car vents to be peed in excludes most females who don't carry some aiming device, like a funnel, around just in case an opportunity for such merriment arises. Since you failed to consider the mechanics of this, I was forced to poop.

Umm...
Neither?

I think you should do both, just to cover all bases.

Or just think evil thoughts and do neither.

Yeah, one of the above.

It don't like black or white answers when gray answers are obviously possible. I find those questions to be small minded

I'd poop in their vent.

Don't like either option. Sorry.

I honestly don't think I've ever said "both" or "neither". If it's hard to choose, I just go with the one I'm more comfortable with.

Both!

Sometimes, 'neither' or 'both' or some other non-sanctioned answer is just how I would answer. But obviously, to get to the comments, I chose an answer from the two given.

I say pee in their mattresses and poop on their car vents.

Neither.

Since I just did it to you, I suggest total forgiveness if I promise to do penitence.

Pee, it will take them longer to figure it out.

Sometimes a person just can't commit to either option. I try to pick the option that's closest to what's right for me, but I'm certainly not going to hold myself to claiming I believe that. Would you? If it's impossible enough, I don't answer,...