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MachoMatt84 August 10th, 2016 12:30am

While driving a truck through Seattle today, I caught a woman either scratching her crotch or masturbating while driving. Dress pulled back for better access! Have you ever caught someone masturbating while driving?

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ladyniner81 Embrace your inner dork
08/10/16 12:14 pm

My sister saw some guy jacking off driving here from Pittsburgh. She was laughing so hard she almost drove off the road

donald59 Maricopa, AZ
08/10/16 7:57 am

I saw someone getting a bj while driving.

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jvc1133 61535
08/10/16 6:07 am

Is it illegal(? 😎

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rons on top of the world MA
08/10/16 5:46 am

We called checking the seat covers. Never saw that!

PollPositioned Just Curious
08/09/16 9:18 pm

Cmon, women don't do that!
You men have the craziest ideas about us.
She probably dropped something in between her legs and was trying to get it.
Grief... my man thinks girl's night is us getting together to talk about and touch each other's breasts.
Lol

You men and your exaggerated imaginations!
😜

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dominiclandry
08/09/16 8:34 pm

Nothing like that, but I have seen a guy rolling a joint at a red light. Also a dude eating pizza on a plate while on the phone.

PeterTheViking Seattle
08/09/16 8:26 pm

The mail man was jacking off in front of my house in his little mail truck this one time. Also in Seattle. Seattle has a lot of weird people....

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political Georgia
08/09/16 8:32 pm

"Delivering mail one stroke at a time."

political Georgia
08/09/16 8:19 pm

No - she should probably try doing that at home.

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alkie New York
08/09/16 8:04 pm

Surprisingly yes, I saw a guy jerking off a few months ago while driving.

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alkie New York
08/09/16 8:22 pm

No I let him finish

political Georgia
08/09/16 8:24 pm

That's probably for the best.

alkie New York
08/09/16 8:28 pm

Yeah he ended up crashing

myob
08/09/16 7:34 pm

Probably a yeast infection. It can itch very badly without treatment.

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BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/09/16 7:27 pm

I haven't, but this totally makes me think we need Joker to ask if anyone has masturbated while driving! 😜🙈😂

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orgblu10 Shamerica
08/09/16 7:46 pm

Good luck with that!! Joker seems to be MIA.

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/09/16 8:07 pm

I just searched & the account is totally gone! 😱

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/09/16 8:27 pm

I just searched the sohah questions and saw no traces of him

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/09/16 8:31 pm

Huh... I recall him saying that some of his polls were reported... I wonder if he was banned or just got fed up...it sounds like an IP ban, to me. @SusanR what does this sound like to you?

susanr Colorado
08/09/16 8:36 pm

He changed his user name before he disappeared, and then made the account private. I was going to send him a message the last time people were looking for him (asking if it was OK to let people know the new name) but you can't message a private account at all,
so I gave up on that project.

I have the name written down somewhere. I'm not aware of a ban, and I don't think the new user name was something indicating a ban. But there may be a ban I don't know about.

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/09/16 8:38 pm

Thanks for that info! 😃

rickvee Living the dream
08/09/16 8:46 pm

Joker's new name is Pizza145. It took a lot of scrolling through the "my comments" list to find it.

susanr Colorado
08/09/16 8:47 pm

Also, polls made by a user with a private account won't turn up when you do a poll search using text from the poll question, so that's why you didn't find them, pedwingeorge. I remember trying that too (forgetting they wouldn't show up), thinking I'd just reply to one of his comments.

Does anyone remember any other specific poll where he commented? I could go look for the new user name there, if you do (and if I can find where I wrote it).

susanr Colorado
08/09/16 8:49 pm

Ah, smart thinking. Well, *you* could reply to one of his comments, then, and see if he surfaces.

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/09/16 8:50 pm

@pizza145 I'm going to try tagging the new name here, so he knows that he's missed

susanr Colorado
08/09/16 8:52 pm

I hope the "pizza" and a big number isn't a reference to the icky pizza/uncle user and the number of times he had to get flushed. I don't think SOH is intolerant of sexy bits polls if they're properly targeted, and I know the targeting doesn't work well but they *do* support the target term (unless that's changed, but I haven't heard - someone want to try it with an innocuous poll?), and it's their own system that is broken. Not any user's fault. So I'd hope they'd at least talk to the user and not just ban them without notice.

susanr Colorado
08/09/16 8:53 pm

Oh, that's even better. You're obviously smarter than I am. I didn't even think of that.

Duh.

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/10/16 7:24 am

Yeah i didn't think that either when i searched

MrsCrayonWax Katies Purpose
08/09/16 6:55 pm

Yeah. Some creeper pulled up along side us when we were driving home from the club (20 years ago). He had his entire member out and was doing it for us to see. Ick

MrsCrayonWax Katies Purpose
08/09/16 8:18 pm

It's was quite large in both length and girth.

MrsCrayonWax Katies Purpose
08/09/16 8:25 pm

It's not about whether we liked it or not, this dude was creepy looking and rolled up on us with his junk out.

dominiclandry
08/09/16 8:33 pm

"You didn't like it?" Is perhaps the worst question of all time.

orgblu10 Shamerica
08/09/16 6:47 pm

My cars are usually lower to the ground, so I miss out on those views.

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MJSeals Legal Eagle soon
08/09/16 7:36 pm

Ya Porsche ?

orgblu10 Shamerica
08/09/16 7:45 pm

Right. Only mine's disguised as a Toyota Matrix.😂

cpaswr 864511320
08/09/16 6:35 pm

Well, I guess she needed something to do being stuck in Seattle traffic.

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bluerum29 optimistic idealist
08/09/16 6:12 pm

Just driving through the city? She couldn't wait, ohkay. I mean long trips I get, but city driving

MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
08/09/16 6:31 pm

It was right along Boeing Field, just south of the downtown buildings. I was on I-5. Hard to tell which activity she was partaking in, but it looked exciting!

MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
08/09/16 5:41 pm

She had a decent body (couldn't see her face). I wasn't complaining about the view!

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/09/16 5:34 pm

Not yet, but I'm guessing it be a matter of time since I'm a truck driver now

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
08/09/16 6:32 pm

I've heard several truck drivers who've seen a similar thing. Most see men. I was surprised on this one!

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/09/16 8:07 pm

It's a local company in state only company

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/09/16 8:17 pm

It's pretty much all dump trucks and semis with short dumps and frameless dumps

pedwingeorge Benson IL
08/09/16 8:26 pm

Yeah I started at $21 an hour