While driving a truck through Seattle today, I caught a woman either scratching her crotch or masturbating while driving. Dress pulled back for better access! Have you ever caught someone masturbating while driving?
My sister saw some guy jacking off driving here from Pittsburgh. She was laughing so hard she almost drove off the road
I saw someone getting a bj while driving.
Is it illegal(? 😎
We called checking the seat covers. Never saw that!
Cmon, women don't do that!
You men have the craziest ideas about us.
She probably dropped something in between her legs and was trying to get it.
Grief... my man thinks girl's night is us getting together to talk about and touch each other's breasts.
You men and your exaggerated imaginations!
Nothing like that, but I have seen a guy rolling a joint at a red light. Also a dude eating pizza on a plate while on the phone.
The mail man was jacking off in front of my house in his little mail truck this one time. Also in Seattle. Seattle has a lot of weird people....
"Delivering mail one stroke at a time."
No - she should probably try doing that at home.
Surprisingly yes, I saw a guy jerking off a few months ago while driving.
Did you interrupt him?
No I let him finish
That's probably for the best.
Yeah he ended up crashing
Probably a yeast infection. It can itch very badly without treatment.
I haven't, but this totally makes me think we need Joker to ask if anyone has masturbated while driving! 😜🙈😂
Good luck with that!! Joker seems to be MIA.
He does. @Joker99
I just searched & the account is totally gone! 😱
I just searched the sohah questions and saw no traces of him
Huh... I recall him saying that some of his polls were reported... I wonder if he was banned or just got fed up...it sounds like an IP ban, to me. @SusanR what does this sound like to you?
He changed his user name before he disappeared, and then made the account private. I was going to send him a message the last time people were looking for him (asking if it was OK to let people know the new name) but you can't message a private account at all,
so I gave up on that project.
I have the name written down somewhere. I'm not aware of a ban, and I don't think the new user name was something indicating a ban. But there may be a ban I don't know about.
Thanks for that info! 😃
Joker's new name is Pizza145. It took a lot of scrolling through the "my comments" list to find it.
Also, polls made by a user with a private account won't turn up when you do a poll search using text from the poll question, so that's why you didn't find them, pedwingeorge. I remember trying that too (forgetting they wouldn't show up), thinking I'd just reply to one of his comments.
Does anyone remember any other specific poll where he commented? I could go look for the new user name there, if you do (and if I can find where I wrote it).
Ah, smart thinking. Well, *you* could reply to one of his comments, then, and see if he surfaces.
@pizza145 I'm going to try tagging the new name here, so he knows that he's missed
I hope the "pizza" and a big number isn't a reference to the icky pizza/uncle user and the number of times he had to get flushed. I don't think SOH is intolerant of sexy bits polls if they're properly targeted, and I know the targeting doesn't work well but they *do* support the target term (unless that's changed, but I haven't heard - someone want to try it with an innocuous poll?), and it's their own system that is broken. Not any user's fault. So I'd hope they'd at least talk to the user and not just ban them without notice.
Oh, that's even better. You're obviously smarter than I am. I didn't even think of that.
Yeah i didn't think that either when i searched
Yeah. Some creeper pulled up along side us when we were driving home from the club (20 years ago). He had his entire member out and was doing it for us to see. Ick
How big was it?
It's was quite large in both length and girth.
You didn't like it?
It's not about whether we liked it or not, this dude was creepy looking and rolled up on us with his junk out.
Ah, maybe he was on drugs
"You didn't like it?" Is perhaps the worst question of all time.
My cars are usually lower to the ground, so I miss out on those views.
Ya Porsche ?
Right. Only mine's disguised as a Toyota Matrix.😂
Well, I guess she needed something to do being stuck in Seattle traffic.
Just driving through the city? She couldn't wait, ohkay. I mean long trips I get, but city driving
It was right along Boeing Field, just south of the downtown buildings. I was on I-5. Hard to tell which activity she was partaking in, but it looked exciting!
She had a decent body (couldn't see her face). I wasn't complaining about the view!
Oh I take it back
Not yet, but I'm guessing it be a matter of time since I'm a truck driver now
I've heard several truck drivers who've seen a similar thing. Most see men. I was surprised on this one!
Ped who do you drive for?
It's a local company in state only company
It's pretty much all dump trucks and semis with short dumps and frameless dumps
Ah gotcha. They pay well?
Yeah I started at $21 an hour