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I rock and roll in bed so I'd prefer Falling off the bottom then the top bunk

I'd rather be the crusher than the crushee

The appeal of the upper bunk went out the window when I was no longer a child (and after the time I fell off it in the middle of the night).

I wish my bed was just a 2 person system. I have a shitty 3 person system but I am in the middle. It's the best because I am eye level of all of my belongings and I'm high enough that when the berthing floods, I don't have stuff covered in poo-water but not high enough that I have trouble climbing into it.

Lower, I got to get up in the middle the night and pee

I had the bottom bunk growing up.

See, you gotta make my bunk. See, we're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk...has gotta make the guy on the bottom's bed all the time. It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...I would have to make yours. But we're in Italy, so you've gotta make mine. It's regulations

Always follow regs ...

Lower. If aliens want to abduct one of us they'll get the one on top.

Upper berth, what I do right now.

Both in childhood and the army I preferred upper, it somehow felt more "private".
However, I think a one foot high board should be present. It's rare to roll over and fall out but I feel safer with that stop.

Lower. I toss around a lot when I sleep and I prefer not to fall out thank you. :P