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TopsQueen August 9th, 2016 12:57am

I have a very off-the-wall theory. I think cats either omit something, or somehow draw your energy. Cat sits on your lap the next thing you know you're asleep. Do you have any theories that might be considered cuckoo?

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ADLK1996 New York
08/13/16 5:16 pm

Extroverts steal energy from introverts at parties, which is why introverts need to recharge!

ADLK1996 New York
08/13/16 5:19 pm

Also the moon might be hollow / an alien spaceship

catpillow Florida West Coast
08/10/16 12:59 am

I think cats have a magical power to calm and soothe our minds. Some cats are very very good at it.

klmmcm13 Massachusetts
08/09/16 2:20 pm

Yup! I think we are living in an alien experiment. Like an ant farm. And the aliens are laughing their asses (do aliens have asses?) off.

ADLK1996 New York
08/13/16 5:20 pm

Their base is the moon (gasp)!

17millionTwats Leeds, UK
08/09/16 5:53 am

*X-Files Theme plays

GMBelial Spiritist Conservative
08/08/16 9:39 pm

Their purring often lulled me to sleep.

missmorganmarie ...
08/09/16 7:26 pm

my first cat's purring did that every single time. I had a hard time falling asleep when she wasn't next to me

theNobamist Silicon Valley
08/10/16 2:23 am

The purring does it for me 🐾😺😴😴

Laserbeam Back soon
08/08/16 9:33 pm

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cowboy Proud Father
08/09/16 9:28 am

Yeah right. Look how you and other nut jobs still believe in Al Gore's cult...

Diogenes Not Biden It
08/08/16 8:11 pm

Their feces contain Toxoplasma gondii which causes Toxoplasmosis. It's one reason pregnant women should never sift cat boxes. Here's a good link.

08/08/16 7:26 pm

I'm pretty sure cats can see infrared. My cat is uncanny at finding warm spots to nap. The spot on the floor under the ceiling vent in the winter, the cable box, my recently vacated office chair.

minormajority Utah
08/08/16 7:22 pm

Petting a cat is a common recommendation to relieve anxiety.

Celadonne ballfield
08/08/16 7:01 pm

i still believe China and Russia are plotting to join forces and take us down. People said China would never bite the hand that feeds it, but now China and Russia have partnered together in the South China Sea.... i still hope I'm wrong.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/08/16 7:55 pm

It makes one wonder. I think Trump is running to support Clinton

geddy Colorado
08/08/16 6:39 pm

When I was a teen, my cat sat on my chest while I was napping in bed. When I woke up, her eyes looked like they were spinning. She was clearly hypnotizing me. Ever since, I have been a cat whisperer. I would give Justin Galaxy a run for his money.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/08/16 6:16 pm

EMIT Shesh. Just woke up from a cat induced trance.

Praetorianus Fair enough.
08/08/16 6:13 pm

Strong emotions or emotional turmoil can cause a telekinetic effect. This explains the poltergeist phenomenon, it's not a ghost, it's a telekinetic discharge. Two of my "victims" were a volleyball recently and a transformer years ago.

CTYankee!!! Connecticut
08/08/16 6:03 pm

They are evil. It is the devil's work

biker4life Texas
08/08/16 6:01 pm

It's black magic