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ThatCeltic August 8th, 2016 10:27pm

According to my sources, an Egg McMuffin is running for president. Would you consider voting for this fast food breakfast sandwich?

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monkees19 New Jersey
08/08/16 4:50 pm

But what are the McMuffin's stances on the issues??

ThatCeltic Masshole
08/08/16 6:44 pm

I heard he's running on a basic platform of $5.99 plus a free large beverage.

meb1 somewhere in MN
08/08/16 4:10 pm

I talked with an election judge the other day and she said it's incredible the amount of work they have to do to count and document silly votes, and they can't go home until it's done.