According to my sources, an Egg McMuffin is running for president. Would you consider voting for this fast food breakfast sandwich?
Maybe the McGriddle
But what are the McMuffin's stances on the issues??
I heard he's running on a basic platform of $5.99 plus a free large beverage.
Too pricey :)
I talked with an election judge the other day and she said it's incredible the amount of work they have to do to count and document silly votes, and they can't go home until it's done.
Voting for Johnson