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Sk8BoredR April 16th, 2016 3:25pm

Ted Cruz says he no longer supports a ban on dildos or what you do with yourself in private. This became an issue this week after a Mother Jones piece dug past statements from Cruz suggesting he was against dildos and masturbation. Ted Cruz is...

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suppressedID That is my secret Cap
04/16/16 6:14 pm

I LOVE that he has to issue a retraction on dildo play.

Delicious on SO many levels.

citethesource Socialist and Atheist
04/16/16 11:58 am

Much of the time those are synonymous answers.

voc I am...what I am
04/16/16 8:46 am

😂😂😂 a ban on dildos😂😂😂! What a fuckin moron! I literally lol'd. I'm in public. People are looking at me funny now. Thanks.

voc I am...what I am
04/16/16 8:47 am

D ildos is censored? Really SOH???

voc I am...what I am
04/16/16 11:32 am

Yes I can see it in your question.

citethesource Socialist and Atheist
04/16/16 12:00 pm

Please, oh please Voc, explain why you're laughing. 😊

voc I am...what I am
04/16/16 12:05 pm

What moron in their right mind would want to ban d ildos? Did he want to ban d ildos you could purchase at a sex toy shop or anything that remotely looked phallic? That would mean any type of broom or mop handle, beer or soda bottles, you wouldn't be able to whittle wood or use sand paper (because you might make an evil d ildo), etc etc. that whole concept is hilarious.

missmorganmarie ...
04/16/16 1:30 pm

an evil dildō??? 😂