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MrMilkdud April 8th, 2016 2:28pm

Dr Bill, founder of "Euthanasia Adventures," is opening "Murder Adventures," where clients can kill consenting terminally ill ppl in exciting ways by recreating movie death scenes, launching them into volcanoes, and anything else their hearts desire.

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BigPhatPastor Jefferson Hills, PA
04/09/16 6:42 pm

I do disapprove...but seriously if I could launch someone into a volcano...

MrMilkdud
04/09/16 3:29 pm

Just a natural outgrowth of the recreational euthanasia business.

garrry Anchorite
04/08/16 3:10 pm

This Bill fellow has really got this all figured out with this euthanasia business. He's making money off the customers and the workforce. I'd be fine with that. Legal homicide already exists in society so it'd really be nothing new.

garrry Anchorite
04/08/16 3:15 pm

Although actually any homicide that is consented to is generally illegal (some form of assisted suicide)...
But most legal homicides are classified as justified uses of force or an accident (non consenting victims)...
WTF!?!?😲

Ellock Perpetually Tired
04/08/16 2:11 pm

I want some kind of saw type shit to happen

SwedishBeast Honor the roots
04/08/16 1:33 pm

Why not make them reenact medieval battles. That would be pretty cool.

SwedishBeast Honor the roots
04/08/16 1:34 pm

Maybe not reenact but you know what I mean.

MrMilkdud
04/08/16 1:34 pm

Have you ever tried swinging a broadsword while using a walker?
It's harder than it sounds.

SwedishBeast Honor the roots
04/08/16 1:37 pm

Lol completely forgot about the terminally I'll part. I was thinking of people of any age that just wanted to die.

ronderman North Carolina
04/08/16 8:27 pm

Maybe turn their hovers rounds into "chariots. 😂

osouless Whats Next
04/08/16 10:36 am

Is it murder if they consent???

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ronderman North Carolina
04/08/16 1:26 pm

Great question.

For example, if I had a friend who had his heart set on both the men's and women's Syracuse basketball teams winning the national championship, and they failed, then he begged to be put out of his misery, what if I helped him out. Would that be wrong?😂😂

Seneca imbeciles for trump
04/08/16 10:32 am

I want to be on a lot of morphine and go out like Quinn in Jaws.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
04/08/16 9:55 am

Probably someone that is so incapacitated they are close to death would not want something all that dramatic. Although with the volcano….It would be instant cremation too. Throwing a bouquet of flowers have your service all taken care of. You might've hit on something :-)

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Cannibal
04/08/16 9:27 am

Is there a link? I can't find anything.

MrMilkdud
04/08/16 9:28 am

A link? No, this is not a real thing. Completely hypothetical.
For now.

ronderman North Carolina
04/08/16 1:26 pm

Waiting for a kickstarter link.

EarlyBird Portland
04/08/16 9:21 am

Absolutely not. Making a game of killing people is wrong, even if the people consent.

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Luftwaffe South of Heaven
04/08/16 9:10 am

Could I reenact Scarface or the Titanic? Maybe I'll do the "death" from the dark knight movie with the atom bomb.

MrMilkdud
04/08/16 9:14 am

There's an up-charge for nuclear and other large scale ordnance.
You'll also have to sign a waiver.

ZaQ777 Pittsburgh
04/08/16 9:08 am

Sure. The key word here is "consenting".

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
04/08/16 8:23 am

Exciting, like mixing Grand Canyon tightrope walking and dodgeball

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MrMilkdud
04/08/16 8:25 am

Just don't aim for their heads. You could put an eye out.

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
04/08/16 8:27 am

Lol, "intentional maiming can result in the revocation of your season pass"

MrMilkdud
04/08/16 8:28 am

Recreational euthanasia should always be about safety first.

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
04/08/16 8:30 am

It better or I would have second thoughts about bringing my kids

MrMilkdud
04/08/16 8:18 am

Or they can sign up for an annual membership.

cowboy Doors of Perception
04/08/16 7:40 am

As long as they consent, who am I to say no?

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Liberty 4,032,064
04/08/16 7:36 am

I disapprove, but it's none of my business since it's his property and all the customers consent.

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political Georgia
04/08/16 7:35 am

I worry about you, milk. No one in his right mind would think of such evil activities!

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MrMilkdud
04/08/16 7:36 am

I'm just mixing euthanasia and American culture together.