The biggest lie my Daddy ever told me: "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you"! Have you ever gotten that one from your parents?
Yeah, I got that. But the biggest lie was 'god is real'..
Not only that God is real but he's really like three different people.
Tom, Dick, and Harry?
Wow, let's call the second one Rick, since SoH has a childish censor bot.. Maybe Dïck?
Ha! It worked. Notify the SoH police..
Once or twice but that's it. The one I got more was "oh your leg hurts? Here, I'll hit you in the arm and you'll forget all about it!" Dad thinks he's a comedian.
As a parent, I would think that quote is true
My backside tended to never agree with him.
No...but twist the words a little and I've heard something like that from an abuser. More like saying it hurts them more to have to have hurt me because they had to hurt me because I deserve it therefore causing them more pain making me double at fault for everything or some other insane logic narcissists use lol
No. I was never warned when a swat was coming at me.
Idk, if I did don't remember?