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Show Of Hands April 5th, 2016 12:27pm

Are you a glass half full or half empty kind of person?

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Red4799 Asking the Big Questions
04/16/16 3:27 pm

The universe doesn't care about your glass.

04/16/16 1:29 pm

Half full. It's the bright side of things

04/16/16 12:20 pm

If you said half full you optimistic if you said the glass is half empty your something

04/09/16 12:27 pm

The glass is half full. But the content is poison.

ladyniner81 people suck
04/08/16 5:37 am

Nothing to see here folks. Walk away

handshown The Midwest West Coast
04/07/16 8:09 pm

I'm more of a
The glass is two times larger than it needs to be
Kind of a guy.

Artonbay Where I am
04/07/16 9:01 pm

Wasn't that Steven Wright? I always use that one. You beat me to it.

handshown The Midwest West Coast
04/08/16 4:24 am

Im not sure.
Its kind of an engineering thing.
It surprises a lot of folks.

04/06/16 10:49 pm

Neither, it's always full.

04/06/16 10:18 pm

Half a glass of water leaves just enough room for whiskey & ice cubes. :-D

jenkp223 Being a mommy
04/06/16 5:17 pm

It depends on how I'm feeling at the moment. Right now, I'm pretty optimistic. Yesterday, I wasn't.

613dimples New York
04/05/16 11:10 pm

I'm more of a ---"hey bartender, top me off"--- kind of gal

NexusBlue California
04/05/16 10:47 pm

The glass is as full as it is empty.

kywrite augusta, ga
04/05/16 9:40 pm

Half full and half empty do not matter. I look for the pitcher.

badattitude no place like home
04/05/16 8:01 pm

To an engineer, the glass is 100% full. 50% air 50% water.

rondo1 Colorado
04/05/16 9:12 pm

To an Engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needed to be.

DrDollylonglegs in the lab... again
04/05/16 7:50 pm

The glass is half full... OF CHAMPAGNE! Wheee! Yay life!

04/05/16 7:11 pm

It's all full

1/2 full of water
1/2 full of air.

theNobamist straight lives matter
04/05/16 7:04 pm

And the Obamists and his IRSKGB brown shirts are sucking me dry.

NK257 Rural Iowa
04/05/16 6:59 pm

If you're pessimistic, you're never disappointed

smartfart Florida
04/05/16 5:36 pm

My argument for being a pessimist: As an optimist, you are positive everything will work out. There are two final emotions, disappointment & as expected.
As a pessimist, you're sure things will not work out well. There are also two final emotions, pleasantly surprised & as expected.
I would rather go through life pleasantly surprised a good amount of time than disappointed.

jamjay Atlanta, Ga
04/05/16 5:22 pm

Depends on the Quality of the Wine! 😛🍷😍

Advil sc
04/05/16 4:15 pm

If that is the situation, the glass is twice the size it should be.

EarthMunkey The Golden Rule. Always.
04/05/16 2:59 pm

I am a, "There is something in the glass" sort of guy.

Emily33 North Carolina
04/05/16 2:51 pm

Is there wine in that glass? Why is it only half full?

bringstheeagle Colorado
04/05/16 1:45 pm

It don't matter as all glasses are refillable.

chance Sirnotappearinginthisfilm
04/05/16 12:51 pm

Neither, the glass was obviously the wrong size, so I get another one.

04/05/16 12:21 pm

The glass is both half full and half empty.

G8Industries New Jersey
04/05/16 11:11 am

The glass is completely full (unless it's in a vacuum)

Zod Above Pugetropolis
04/05/16 10:56 am

The default state of glasses in general is empty. That is how they are typically manufactured, transported, and stored. So if there is anything in a glass at all, it is an increase from empty. Halfway to the maximum fill line is half full.

112112321 pleb
04/05/16 10:25 am

The glass is completely full, just not with water

04/05/16 10:17 am

Empty. Not a view I want to have.

Manodrizzle Here
04/05/16 10:03 am

Most people say glass full, yet vast majority say there won't be lasting piece on earth. Y'all weird.

mikeyDe Marine Corps
04/05/16 8:52 am

I also suspect the worst so when I happens I knew it but if it goes the other way I'm just more happy.

Rationalis Classical Liberal
04/05/16 8:45 am

Im in favor of the idea that the glass is 50% bigger than it has to be.

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
04/05/16 8:29 am

Im more of a "shatter that glass against the wall and walk away" type.

cowboy Proud Father
04/05/16 7:57 am

Half full. Stay positive!

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
04/05/16 8:29 am

How about for Partially consumed beverages??

ProFreedom Wisdom beyond my years
04/05/16 7:25 am

A glass in its natural state is just an empty glass. Therefore if it is not completely full with something, it is empty to a certain extent, could be half empty, or could be a few drops empty.

Loxx I Love Foxes
04/05/16 7:09 am

Be a realist. Half the glass has water in it. The other half doesn't.

Chukar retired police officer
04/05/16 7:06 am

My glass is full. Half with liquid and half with air.
It reached that point by either adding air or liquid.

Gunfighter06 Iowa, since 1846
04/05/16 7:05 am

I'm way too jaded and cynical to be an optimist.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
04/05/16 6:54 am

I have always said it depends. If you filled it all the way and drank half, it's half empty. If you filled it half way and stopped there, it's half full.

Spiritof76 USA 1776
04/05/16 6:51 am

I've always been rather pessimistic, skeptical, and critical. I guess that means seeing the glass half empty. I don't own a pair of rose-colored glasses either.

celloVirtuoso buried in sheet music
04/05/16 6:36 am

It's simply half a glass, I need more context to tell whether it's filling or emptying. I'm an analyst and a realist.

rambo088 kansas
04/05/16 6:30 am

I always fill up my truck when it hits half a tank so idk i don't deal with that half bs

suppressedID destiny is right now
04/05/16 6:26 am

More of the "if we pooled our glasses, we'd have a full one together" type.


Spiritof76 USA 1776
04/05/16 6:59 am

Then how much would you drink? Or would you place a line at exactly half and drink only your fair share.

usaftw123 lolrektville
04/05/16 6:19 am

I don't understand people who go through life hatin' and being generally pessimistic. I don't know how they do it!

NexusBlue California
04/05/16 10:48 pm

They become grumpy old men ( or ladies) my husband is like that - he is DEFINITELY going to be a grumpy old man !