Uh oh, gay teen worried he might be christian....see attached.
"I just want my normal gay son back"
Well hopefully it's a phase and he'll grow out of it. :)
Perhaps we ought to send him to a camp to fuck the Jesus away. Love The Onion.
"The Onion" is a satirical website. They got ya!
Glock, I'm sure Axl knows that...
Yeah no shit glock. I don't live under a rock.
Notice the answer choices "funny" and "not". "Funny" implying that we know this is a joke.
My "uh oh" at the beginning of the question sort of sets the mood that this is a satire.
Hahaha "no shit sherglock"
Gotta love the Onion