Inspired by my experience today: Have you ever had your butt patted down at an airport? 😂
No, but I haven't flown since the 90's.
No, but I keep going back hoping. . .
Yes I was in China wearing tight jeans but I don't really have a butt so there's this empty area and he thought I might have something there. First he tried pulling on the waist to see if that would work but it only hurt my junk! So I got my ass patted down.
Twice during a full pat down
I've been patted down more times than I care to mention. And I'm a white guy! Not even good looking.. Not sure why it always happens.
I've been pat down twice. I think It's a pair of pants I like to wear when flying that set something off
Metal button/zipper probably the culprit..
You don't really have to worry until the rubber gloves come out.
A few times, they especially love to check my inner thigh though...
After 9/11, I was pulled aside by a female TSA agent with a big grin on her face and asked if I would submit to a full body inspection that required me to remove most of my clothes (underwear not included).
Tsa are a bunch of faggots
Yes, doing your job makes you a pile of sticks or a cigarette.
MrL the TSA is a joke and are useless. They have never caught a terrorist or stopped a terrorist attack. They are there to make you feel safe.
I didn't say otherwise. Individuals are not the same as an entire system, though.
The TSA are useless. They have not done one thing worth the costs. They fail consistently at finding anything dangerous. More passengers have stopped terrorists than the TSA. They should all be fired.
yes...when I accidentally left my credit card in my back pocket 😳
No, but I haven't flown since 9/11.
Woah! That's a long time to go without flying!
I have only flown twice in my life; once if you count a round trip as once...
Wow! I've flown on probably over 100 flights. Traveling is the best!
I have traveled a good deal, but by car, van, bus, or train.
It's hard to get out of the US with those methods. 😉 I hope you're able to find a great job that allows you to travel the world! 😄
Thanks. I really don't have a huge desire to travel to other countries... A few select places, but not a lot.
Yes and I fart when they do
Yes, but not at the airport!
Not enough! And they never seemed amused when I ask them to linger a little. Just finished my 81st flight this year. You need a sense of humor to put up with this drivel.
I don't fly. 😎
No fly list? I just couldn't help myself. Lol.
Actually I dint like to fly when I had to for business, line and airports bugged , post
9/11 just not worth the crap.
Lol Well I gotta say I can relate.
My niece just left after a short visit. Somehow after her arrival, she lost her ID. She had to have a thorough search in order to go through security and I'm sure that included a butt pat.
I get felt up and violated every time I fly. The perks of having a million piercings 😜
I insist on it every time. My taxes pay their salary and I expect to get full service screening every single time.
Yes, when i flew from London Heathrow to Munich in March i had to be patted down, apparently my tshirt was a little too baggy for their liking
No. I did have my boobs and my pigtails patted down once. Hilarious.
Not so much my butt, but I had my entire pregnant belly patted down at LAX. I don't know what they thought I really had under that maternity top, but they made doubly sure it was baby.
If only I could be so lucky.
No but a ninety year old grandma at a grocery store exhibited that she still had a bit of frisk while riding about on her lil rodeo rider.
In the restroom, oops - never mind......
No, but I had my boobs patted down once, sort of. I was using a clip-on Fitbit some years ago, & attaching it to the center of my bra. Ordinarily I'd take it off before going through security at airports but I forgot once.
The funny thing is I have basically no butt so I'm not sure what they were hoping to find... 😂
I bet you liked that.
Making sure you didnt have one of those new butt-bombs. You do look pretty terrorist-y after all.
Political! No! Lol. It was some lady my mom's age. 😂 And it was clear that it was the sparkly pockets of my jeans that set it off. I don't understand the TSA haha.
The only purpose of the sparkly butt pockets is to get guys to stare at the ass
Uhh I bought them because I liked the design and they fit well, not because I want guys looking at my butt. I'd prefer if they didn't since it's pretty disappointing lol.
If you want the design because you like it then you want others to like the design. That is done by looking at it. Designs on butt = more attention brought to the butt.
I'm going to have to agree with Blue on this... A sparkly design on your butt manes you want someone to look at it! 😁
I'm not touching this one with a 9 foot pole. I'm just laughing. 😎
I just saw my typo! Means not manes!
I don't want people to look at my butt! I didn't think that was the purpose of buying pants! 😁
Here is a secret, 9 out of every 10 guys out in public will look at your butt.
Good to know. 😁
This is the only reason I'd want to work for the TSA 😏