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Kimbobee December 16th, 2015 7:40pm

Inspired by my experience today: Have you ever had your butt patted down at an airport? 😂

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krayzewolf New Hampshire
12/17/15 6:27 pm

No, but I haven't flown since the 90's.

ronderman North Carolina
12/17/15 9:01 am

No, but I keep going back hoping. . .

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Sk8BoredR Asian American warrior
12/17/15 8:02 am

Yes I was in China wearing tight jeans but I don't really have a butt so there's this empty area and he thought I might have something there. First he tried pulling on the waist to see if that would work but it only hurt my junk! So I got my ass patted down.

s4mm1 MD SLP
12/17/15 7:58 am

Twice during a full pat down

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JHawk3205 MD
12/16/15 11:52 pm

I've been patted down more times than I care to mention. And I'm a white guy! Not even good looking.. Not sure why it always happens.

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s4mm1 MD SLP
12/17/15 8:00 am

I've been pat down twice. I think It's a pair of pants I like to wear when flying that set something off

JHawk3205 MD
12/17/15 1:45 pm

Metal button/zipper probably the culprit..

suppressedID IMEACH BIDEN
12/16/15 11:45 pm

You don't really have to worry until the rubber gloves come out.

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bioarchnomad Michigan
12/16/15 8:32 pm

A few times, they especially love to check my inner thigh though...

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RJ1969 SoCal
12/16/15 6:28 pm

After 9/11, I was pulled aside by a female TSA agent with a big grin on her face and asked if I would submit to a full body inspection that required me to remove most of my clothes (underwear not included).

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Allsports my world
12/16/15 4:33 pm

Tsa are a bunch of faggots

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MrLucchese If curious, ask.
12/16/15 5:44 pm

Yes, doing your job makes you a pile of sticks or a cigarette.

goalie31 OrthodoxCatholicChristian
12/16/15 7:40 pm

MrL the TSA is a joke and are useless. They have never caught a terrorist or stopped a terrorist attack. They are there to make you feel safe.

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
12/16/15 9:54 pm

I didn't say otherwise. Individuals are not the same as an entire system, though.

krayzewolf New Hampshire
12/17/15 6:30 pm

The TSA are useless. They have not done one thing worth the costs. They fail consistently at finding anything dangerous. More passengers have stopped terrorists than the TSA. They should all be fired.

missmorganmarie ...
12/16/15 4:03 pm

yes...when I accidentally left my credit card in my back pocket 😳

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BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
12/16/15 3:51 pm

No, but I haven't flown since 9/11.

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Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 8:55 pm

Woah! That's a long time to go without flying!

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
12/16/15 9:08 pm

I have only flown twice in my life; once if you count a round trip as once...

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 9:12 pm

Wow! I've flown on probably over 100 flights. Traveling is the best!

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
12/16/15 9:14 pm

I have traveled a good deal, but by car, van, bus, or train.

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 10:00 pm

It's hard to get out of the US with those methods. 😉 I hope you're able to find a great job that allows you to travel the world! 😄

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
12/16/15 10:04 pm

Thanks. I really don't have a huge desire to travel to other countries... A few select places, but not a lot.

MyOpinionRules Orange County California
12/16/15 3:46 pm

Yes and I fart when they do

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CMWF5 Georgia
12/16/15 3:25 pm

Yes, but not at the airport!

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Squidboy Snarkapottamus
12/16/15 3:21 pm

Not enough! And they never seemed amused when I ask them to linger a little. Just finished my 81st flight this year. You need a sense of humor to put up with this drivel.

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jvc1133 61535
12/16/15 3:03 pm

I don't fly. 😎

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bringstheeagle Colorado
12/16/15 4:05 pm

No fly list? I just couldn't help myself. Lol.

jvc1133 61535
12/16/15 4:19 pm

Actually I dint like to fly when I had to for business, line and airports bugged , post

jvc1133 61535
12/16/15 4:19 pm

9/11 just not worth the crap.

bringstheeagle Colorado
12/16/15 4:26 pm

Lol Well I gotta say I can relate.

mim formerly 97123
12/16/15 2:45 pm

My niece just left after a short visit. Somehow after her arrival, she lost her ID. She had to have a thorough search in order to go through security and I'm sure that included a butt pat.

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
12/16/15 2:32 pm

I get felt up and violated every time I fly. The perks of having a million piercings 😜

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MrMilkdud
12/16/15 1:56 pm

I insist on it every time. My taxes pay their salary and I expect to get full service screening every single time.

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17millionTwats Leeds, UK
12/16/15 1:49 pm

Yes, when i flew from London Heathrow to Munich in March i had to be patted down, apparently my tshirt was a little too baggy for their liking

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inge MIA
12/16/15 1:36 pm

No. I did have my boobs and my pigtails patted down once. Hilarious.

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imanag My heaven on Earth
12/16/15 1:28 pm

Not so much my butt, but I had my entire pregnant belly patted down at LAX. I don't know what they thought I really had under that maternity top, but they made doubly sure it was baby.

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CMWF5 Georgia
12/16/15 3:23 pm

That's funny!

SaintAnger sumkindamonster
12/16/15 1:24 pm

If only I could be so lucky.

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Isomax TIC TOC
12/16/15 1:20 pm

No but a ninety year old grandma at a grocery store exhibited that she still had a bit of frisk while riding about on her lil rodeo rider.

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slickspin Heart of Texas
12/16/15 12:49 pm

In the restroom, oops - never mind......

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susanr Colorado
12/16/15 12:42 pm

No, but I had my boobs patted down once, sort of. I was using a clip-on Fitbit some years ago, & attaching it to the center of my bra. Ordinarily I'd take it off before going through security at airports but I forgot once.

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Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 12:40 pm

The funny thing is I have basically no butt so I'm not sure what they were hoping to find... 😂

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political Georgia
12/16/15 1:04 pm

I bet you liked that.

curtron basement of the Alamo
12/16/15 1:14 pm

Making sure you didnt have one of those new butt-bombs. You do look pretty terrorist-y after all.

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 1:28 pm

Political! No! Lol. It was some lady my mom's age. 😂 And it was clear that it was the sparkly pockets of my jeans that set it off. I don't understand the TSA haha.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/16/15 1:50 pm

The only purpose of the sparkly butt pockets is to get guys to stare at the ass

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 2:22 pm

Uhh I bought them because I liked the design and they fit well, not because I want guys looking at my butt. I'd prefer if they didn't since it's pretty disappointing lol.

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/16/15 2:46 pm

If you want the design because you like it then you want others to like the design. That is done by looking at it. Designs on butt = more attention brought to the butt.

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
12/16/15 3:50 pm

I'm going to have to agree with Blue on this... A sparkly design on your butt manes you want someone to look at it! 😁

political Georgia
12/16/15 3:56 pm

I'm not touching this one with a 9 foot pole. I'm just laughing. 😎

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 8:53 pm

I don't want people to look at my butt! I didn't think that was the purpose of buying pants! 😁

bluerum29 optimistic idealist
12/16/15 9:12 pm

Here is a secret, 9 out of every 10 guys out in public will look at your butt.

Kimbobee the middle of nowhere
12/16/15 9:58 pm

Good to know. 😁

rickvee Living the dream
12/17/15 4:39 am

This is the only reason I'd want to work for the TSA 😏