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StilettoMiss December 10th, 2015 8:21pm

Through an unexplained series of circumstances, you have to engage in a bare knuckle brawl against one of two right-leaning women. Who do you have a higher chance of beating up? Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, or Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina?

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F1Dan Parked in your spot
12/15/15 7:38 pm

I'm confident I could win against either of them but Carly seems more frail. Provided neither of them has formal martial art training, that is.

TheNationalUsa Blaine MN
12/11/15 8:50 pm

Have you ever been to Alaska? Enough said

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FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
12/10/15 3:23 pm

I cant hit them back, but I feel like Carly will tire herself out first hitting me.

Rosebud Ohio
12/10/15 2:30 pm

Hmmmm..... Probably not Palin. She looks scrappy.

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allswel Minnesota
12/10/15 1:32 pm

I am going to have to insist on jello wresting on this one.

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Jeninerd Hoth, AK
12/10/15 1:35 pm

Never have I pined after a vomit emoji more than this moment....

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
12/10/15 1:29 pm

I'm taking Palin. My pent-up frustration at the negative associations she has given our state would be her downfall.

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StilettoMiss SF med law, meme queen
12/10/15 1:31 pm

She's pretty in-shape though! Carly doesn't seem like much of a challenge...but I suspect she'd fight dirty!

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
12/10/15 1:33 pm

Lol, Palin would probably be like Black-Knight-from-Monty-Python-and-the-Holy-Grail crazy, and easily the better fighter. But I'm not going to pass up a chance to fuck her up. Haha.

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
12/10/15 1:34 pm

I'm not condoning assault here by any means, but if the circumstances mandated physical violence....

StilettoMiss SF med law, meme queen
12/10/15 1:38 pm

Of course :)

Unexplained circumstances, at that. But it would be televised. And it'd get Super Bowl-level viewership.