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ravens1 Birdland
01/30/13 11:23 am

this is so racist!! what about little black lies?

jakedeving
01/29/13 12:53 pm

Dude, I'll take that calamari off your hands.

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TacticalBacon Funky Town
01/29/13 5:46 am

A person could argue that the karma u se talking about is a white lie...

ishady 86451132020
01/28/13 3:06 pm

White lies are ok but black ones aren't? You crackers are some racist muthas.

bweezy Shitsylvania
01/27/13 12:34 pm

As opposed to big black lies I guess.

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skeptisys
01/27/13 8:46 am

We can be polite without lying. BTW there is no Santa Claus or Jesus.

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unlimitedbliss Ohio
01/27/13 2:17 am

No because if you permit false information you promote it! Once Karma smacks you back, your view changes. It's best to be honest if you can't respect yourself, respect the other person!

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spudcash
01/26/13 1:54 pm

Sure, but not little blue lies...

susanr Colorado
01/26/13 1:27 pm

And then the mother will be visiting more often (because you LOVE her!) and you'll get served squid more often.

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EarlyBird Portland
01/26/13 9:06 am

Load - if he/she avoids conflict, they aren't going to answer you... Lol

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pashn4rshn Virginia
01/26/13 8:54 am

We all lie in our subtleties and attempts to respect each other.

leary Dulag Luft
01/26/13 8:51 am

You have to lie to protect your ass. But don't forget, lying to the Feds is a crime. Wouldn't it be interesting if lying to we the people was a crime.

rtlewis New Orleans
01/26/13 7:32 am

If people don't tell lies then a horrible movie starring Jim Carey will be made about it... Oh wait.

rons on top of the world MA
01/26/13 6:30 am

Yes, you look great! (WL). I do love your Mother! Dinner was wonderful! I love squid! I have a headache! Sometimes white lies keep peace.

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technique1
01/26/13 6:14 am

Shocking results! What happened to religion? What we were taught growing up?

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RandFan Headed to IPhone rehab
01/26/13 5:58 am

Cheese: because I paid attention during the campaign. How about the one where Jeep was moving out of Ohio to China? Even after it was exposed as not true, even after the CEO of Chrysler said it wasn't true. Mittens and Ryan kept saying in in their speeches. IT WAS A LIE AND THEY KNEW IT.

JackTorS Clap you stupid bastards
01/26/13 3:29 am

Has anyone brought up the movie 'The Invention of Lying' yet? How could anyone live that way? You pretty much have to tell white lies to get by.

Loadmaster Sacto
01/25/13 9:41 pm

Now that is an issue. I urge you greatly to talk to someone about this.

opinoner homaha
01/25/13 9:15 pm

lies are lies

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eodshawn Alabama
01/25/13 8:27 pm

I did not have sexual relations with that woman ....lol go dems go

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satiricalnick meh
01/25/13 7:41 pm

I tell lies all the time, sometimes without even realizing it.

satiricalnick meh
01/25/13 7:40 pm

Little white lies build up, then they ruin marriages.


Source(s):
Tiger Woods.

Think Lovin Life
01/25/13 6:55 pm

Benghazi ... The cover-up started with MrO lying about the cause. MrO's admin promoted the lie that the attack was because of a goofy film. MrO took the lie all the way to the UN. Then he lied about misleading the country. The worst part is the failure of leadership that led to the deaths.

Loadmaster Sacto
01/25/13 6:07 pm

If we don't want to get caught doing it doesn't that imply that it is something wrong to do?

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Loadmaster Sacto
01/25/13 6:05 pm

I know it's satire, but saying that continually lying to your wife about her size (face it, if you do it once you'll do it again) is going to save a marriage is just ridiculous to me.

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Happy Hong Kong
01/25/13 5:48 pm

Does this make me look fat?...
Sometimes a white lie can save a marriage :-)

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thelowend imitation is flattery
01/25/13 5:34 pm

you don't know me at all. lies are a healthy relationship...

again...wow.

makem Chinese Uighur Camp
01/25/13 5:22 pm

oh course it's ok!!! I do it all the time... just don't get caught :-)

AMCG a Hoosier in E TN
01/25/13 5:06 pm

"I don't know a thing about a surprise bday party"... Ok. But when it comes down to it. I tell the truth, they might not like it, but if not the truth comes out down the road and it is WAY worse by that point. So say why you mean, mean what you say =)

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cheeseontop FactsOverFeelings
01/25/13 5:00 pm

How would you know if Romneys campaign was built on lies if he didn't win? With Obama we have evidence

sarah1911 Poolesville MD
01/25/13 4:40 pm

I've used them but I shouldn't have. It's not ok.

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icytoes the tepid north
01/25/13 4:34 pm

I voted no, but I don't claim innocence.

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FastFusion nj
01/25/13 4:30 pm

You are absolutely correct... "Read my lips, no new taxes"

Loadmaster Sacto
01/25/13 4:03 pm

Some could say the same of a conservative president. Two sides of the same coin, friend.

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Loadmaster Sacto
01/25/13 4:02 pm

Until your honey gets comments or weird stares because the dress really is ugly. If you just tell her the truth, she could put something else on that looked better. She wouldn't get the stares and could just focus on the event she is at and have fun w/o worrying about what everyone else is thinking.

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FastFusion nj
01/25/13 3:58 pm

Little lies make you a liar just the same, or a liberal running for political office or pushing their progressive agenda down our throats.

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Loadmaster Sacto
01/25/13 3:54 pm

That is a terrible reason to lie. Why do you avoid conflict?

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ElizabethL BOS . NC
01/25/13 3:09 pm

Girl: "I'll be ready in 5 minutes!"

lol YUP!

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bman4jets
01/25/13 3:04 pm

I usually say what people want to hear to avoid conflict. So yea

sneuby Philadelphia
01/25/13 2:57 pm

Honey, I love that dress! Is always the right answer.

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izak81 Indiana
01/25/13 2:52 pm

@scubaguy that didn't really make much sense. I'm beery confused.

SCUBAGUY OSide
01/25/13 2:46 pm

It's apple lovers like you that are destroying this orange fearing country. Go back to your own tree commie!

OhNo Thornton, Colorado
01/25/13 2:10 pm

And I'm trying to tell you, that I'm not stating it as a fact. From the very beginning i said it was an opinion and it's not right to tell people their opinions are wrong. That's is ALL I've been trying to tell you this whole time. It is an opinion! And everyone has a right to their own belief.

EarlyBird Portland
01/25/13 1:53 pm

I use white lies a lot when I don't feel like talking to someone.
If they ask how I am, I say "fine" just to end the conversation.

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dreamitliveit IDLH
01/25/13 1:51 pm

Haha Christine, that's exactly what I meant. Everyone has something worthwhile to say, and to just blow off a stranger and tell them to "shut up" only proves that you care more about yourself than getting to know other people.