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Mattwall1 August 17th, 2015 3:47pm

When I was six, I bought my mom a birthday present. I thought it was a back massager. It was actually a vibrator, which my dad was aware of, but didn't say anything to stop me from getting it for her. Have you ever had a similar experience?

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MackGray Jiving and Shucking
08/18/15 6:13 pm

Oh god! 😂😂😂😂 your dad is my new favorite person.

Zod Above Pugetropolis
08/18/15 5:16 pm

Well, who is to say you can't use it to massage your back? And can a woman ever have too many "back massagers", really?

iMatter2 I Used to Love H.E.R.
08/18/15 2:50 pm

What store were you at that you could so easily grab a vibrator off the shelf at 6?

08/18/15 8:55 pm

Honestly, I don't remember for sure, but I'm pretty sure it was Bed Bath and Beyond

Zenny Tennessee
08/18/15 8:51 am

That poll was just a rollercoaster ride from start to finish.

EarlyBird Portland
08/18/15 12:31 am

Haha Matt! You were a cute kid!

08/18/15 6:12 am

Wonder what happened then. My dad is convinced I went in some sort of thinking spree

EarlyBird Portland
08/18/15 7:12 am

You are still cute Matt. Very intelligent but cute :-)

missmorganmarie ...
08/17/15 11:48 pm

😁😁😁😂😂 what did your mom say???

08/18/15 4:51 am

She reacted normally. I did hear yelling later that night though

bringstheeagle Colorado
08/17/15 5:00 pm

Lol. Nah, you win the contest this time.

smartfart Florida
08/17/15 4:18 pm

Best. Poll. Ever!

MogoshKatz Wisconsin
08/17/15 12:43 pm

I would love to hear what your mom's reaction was.

08/17/15 4:43 pm

A bit annoyed at my dad that he let me get it, but appreciated the thought

osouless Whats Next
08/17/15 10:56 am

Your dad is a fucking bro.

timeout Boston Strong
08/17/15 10:03 am

No, but your father must of had a good laugh. Too funny. 😂

Jeninerd Hoth, AK
08/17/15 9:59 am

I'm dying. 😂😂😂

Rotavele Alabama
08/17/15 9:16 am

No but that's the best story I've ever heard

sojourner present
08/17/15 9:14 am

I love it! I know you don't want to hear this - but that might end up being the best present you ever get her! Go Dad!

08/18/15 10:51 am

Do grandkids not count?

ronderman North Carolina
08/17/15 9:05 am




I would tell that story forever.

08/17/15 9:04 am

Wow that's awkward

imanag My heaven on Earth
08/17/15 8:53 am

Oh dear, no. I'm kind of wondering where your dad took you birthday shopping. You obviously didn't go to Target.

08/17/15 9:55 am

I'm 99% sure it was Bed Bath and Beyond or something like that

Odysseus We All Need A Fantasy
08/17/15 10:49 am

I always wondered what the "Beyond" meant.

bethanyq Ess Eff
08/17/15 8:50 am

Omg. I mean, I'm sorry, that must have been embarrassing for you, but that is some *quality* trolling by your dad. I can't think of anything like that that someone has done to me.

mc88 Cleveland OSU
08/17/15 8:53 am


And I'm impressed by your dad haha

08/17/15 9:56 am

I didn't find out until years after, but yes and yes