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Wert August 1st, 2015 7:12pm

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

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dxstap Bloomington, Indiana
08/01/15 9:21 pm

This is new for me. Chuck Norris jokes are great.
More please.

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LochnessMonster Milky way
08/01/15 4:50 pm

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Axl752 NY
08/01/15 1:17 pm

No more chuck norris jokes..I hate chuck norris jokes

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Wert A picture of my junk
08/01/15 1:45 pm

I actually like the Most Interesting Man in the World ones, better, myself.

Whichendisup uniquely unoriginal
08/01/15 1:09 pm

LOL! My daughter is getting a hand-me-down tshirt from one of her cousins with Chuck Norris sayings like this. I should post them, they are hysterical.

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Whichendisup uniquely unoriginal
08/01/15 1:13 pm

Things you need to know about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages. He leaves warnings.

thatguy2 We tried to warn you
08/01/15 1:09 pm

All 99 of Jay-Z's problems are Chuck Norris.

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imanag My heaven on Earth
08/01/15 12:29 pm

Chuck Norris jokes always make me laugh. I even heard that death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. 😉

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