Today I got my bird a new toy. He's in parrot-dise.
Cute. What kind parrot? Our family always had one, usually an Amazon.
I had one for a time, the problem was he was too old to be tamed. Senegal parrots need to be acquired very young or won't get tame.
This is true.
Your prescriptions kicking in.
That's messed up.
She said she had a prescription for cannabis. How is that messed up?
Sounds offensive. 😱
Careful. You don't wanna sound like your offending someone.
I'm offended. Not. Lighten up.
Oh boy. Comedy isn't for everyone.
This is Kenny Bania material
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round. They should call it Roundtine.