Obviously a spider got in my car last night. Twice today I got webbed when I entered my car. When you see/suspect a spider nearby, does your mind convince you that he's crawling on you?
Not really. I like spiders. I don't want to be bitten, but we've escorted even black widows outside, rather than kill them.
I'd set my whole car on fire
I'll relay a couple funny stories (may take a few comments):
While mowing, I had to move a stump. I notice a black widow on it. So I grab a stick to kill her. As I go to stab her. She disappears. I FLIP THE FUCK OUT!! Start flailing my arms...
Take off my shirt and shoes, and proceed to hit myself with my shirt.
After 20-30 seconds of this. With my heart racing, I slowly look over the stump. She had simply moved underneath to the other side. I made sure to kill her.
If my neighbors saw that, it must have looked hysterical. Because I literally went berserk. Lol.
Another time. I have an old car which at the time was parked outside.
I decide to take it for a spin. A couple miles down the road...
A spider proceeds to crawl over my foot. Again, I flip out!! Slam on the brakes, get out and kill it. Drive back home and park it. Do it again a week later and see another spider. Returned home. Bought a bug bomb and set it off IN the car. Lol
lmao. Awesome story. I'm exactly the same.
I would have done the exact same thing except that I might have crashed my car
you don't mess with black widows
I was surprised I didn't. Luckily, there was no one else on the road. I just stopped right in the road and jumped out. I'm in a pretty rural area.
I can feel it on my back... Just don't move.
Yes and it's so annoying.
Oh yeah, I just know he's looking at me. 👀👀👀