Is this the craziest news article you've ever read or have you seen better?
It would help if the article were at least real, the website is satire, not real news.
Wants an inside view!
Oh that was funny
It's right up there with the craziest. Too bad it's fakety-fake-fake. m.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/
how about this one for laughs?
it's true! it's on the interwebs!
He's strange. That's not where I keep my cow eyeballs.
Is this guy related to Hannibal Lecter...too crazy.
Why did I read this?
Just goes to show that if I can think of it, it's not "out there".
I could NEVER come up with this.
He ATE the anal balls????
To help with his erectile dysfunction.
Don't do drugs, kids.
You will find worse in any local Florida paper, any day of the year.
To each....their own.
Where did he get drunk, whilst filled with eyes? Who does a police officer 'pat down' a suspect to find evidence concealed in a "colon"?
If you want real crazy news articles, check this subreddit out www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion
Disclaimer: Not everyone in Wyoming does this
The Onion couldn't make this up.
They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.
best quote. possibly ever.
The texture and taste after he pulls them out of his ass....
Now I really need a vomit emoji!
I'm SURE they are only covered with finest of excrement... :)
😧 My face the whole time... No laughing, no nothing, just 😧
I laughed at some of the guys quotes. It's so crazy
I'm now laughing thinking about eyeballs rolling out of his pants 😂
Hey, what just fell out of your pants?
Oh that? Just some eyeballs..
"Stop looking at my butt" 😂
OH MY GOOD GRAVY BATMAN!!!
I was laughing so hard I almost couldn't forward it to mr.which.
I just can't even... there are no words...
Haha! Wow! Can't wait to share this with my parents in the morning 😂👍
Haha woow. But I'm sorry, if you're willing to shove cow eye balls up your butt, rather than throwing away them into a landfill, you just shouldn't be charged with the theft.
30 though? It's like that parable of the gremlin who couldn't get his hand out of the jar because he took to much from it making his fist too big.
There's so much craziness in this story.
They haven't heard back from the company when the article was written. I'm hoping the company realizes the public humiliation of having that circulate the Internet is enough to not charge him with theft. Maybe work out a deal where he could buy the
eye balls instead of shoving them up his butt. Haha this just blows my mind. I love people. This just affirms that whole life is stranger than fiction notion. It's like, you couldn't have made this guy up if you'd have tried.
I tried to tell my husband, but I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂
Where does everyone else keep their cows eyeballs?
Mm cow eyes stewed in the colon. Such a flavorful soup. Crème de la crème.
That just made my day
I can't top that one... No way
Seriously, who HASN'T had 30 eyeballs up their butt???
Meh. (Well, it was up there but..)
Some if the shít that goes down in Florida...
I don't like my beef with frumundacheese. Good grief!
there's a joke somewhere here about a colonoscopy...I'm just not witty enough to make it...
longhorn? where are you? this is right up your alley
I think you just made it... LOL
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