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Show Of Hands July 25th, 2015 3:16pm

Worse way to wake up: with a large, hairy tarantula crawling across your face, or with a large rattlesnake coiled on your chest?

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tsuru Iowa
07/30/15 6:50 pm

I kinda have arachnophobia, but the snake is statistically more dangerous than the spider and so I would take the spider over the snake.

cmeszko99 New York
07/29/15 12:38 pm

Although it's completely insane, the spider would scare me more than a snake. I have a super irrational fear of spiders.

ElizabethL BOS . NC
07/29/15 10:05 am

The face is what makes it worse! Even if it can't hurt you.

larrylobster Wisconsin
07/28/15 8:47 pm

A rattle snake can kill me so... Spider it is!!!

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TideGal CFL
07/29/15 5:17 am

Right! If it was a non poisonous snake, then the spider would be worse.

ladyniner81 Embrace your inner dork
07/28/15 8:06 pm

I would seriously shit myself if I woke to a rattlesnake on my chest. You'd hear me scream like a banshee.

jamjay Atlanta, Ga
07/28/15 1:19 pm

Snakes are bad but I'd take them over spiders!

bigtaterman Kentucky
07/27/15 5:48 pm

Tarantulas aren't venomous so I'd go with that.

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ant711
07/27/15 12:12 pm

Not afraid of either, however the bite from the snake could kill me... So I'll take the tarantula

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rambo088 kansas
07/27/15 7:46 am

Attention. Poison =/= Venom

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sonope Texas
07/27/15 7:43 am

many tarantulas don't even bit that bad

ParaguasPato Columbus GA
07/26/15 4:20 pm

Snake=might die
Spider=really gross.
Hmm. Tough decision.

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cornybread The Large Malus Fruit
07/26/15 12:28 pm

The snake is more poisonous, I assume, so I guess that would be worse.

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EagleCoder Missouri
07/26/15 5:21 pm

Nope. I guarantee that the snake is not poisonous.

Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 10:14 pm

Yea definitely not poisonous. Venomous tho

cclarke26
07/26/15 11:56 am

Tarantulas are harmless to humans so I'd definitely rather have that on me when I wake up

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Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 10:15 pm

Not harmless. But also not fatal

gatsbyxxv
07/26/15 10:46 am

Either way I'd have a coronary, no need to bite me.

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TheLoveThief Enjoy The Silence
07/26/15 1:45 am

The spider won't kill you.

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ArceusBlitz Left wing Libertarian
07/25/15 10:15 pm

Both. I like both of them

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andy465 Guitar Center
07/25/15 10:10 pm

Oh crap, I am deathly afraid of spiders but the rattlesnake is much more dangerous

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sanstarr
07/25/15 10:09 pm

Seriously? Tarantulas aren't even poisonous! They can leave a rash on your arm, but nothing else. Rattlesnakes. While 'nother story!

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Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 10:15 pm

Techniqually neither one is poisonous

tswaney17 California
07/25/15 9:45 pm

Thanks for the nightmare. The two things I fear the most! 😩

cannoneer Columbiana
07/25/15 9:24 pm

I woke up at the Benbow Inn with a bat sitting on my face. Definitely got my attention. Closed the window after that too.

cannoneer Columbiana
07/25/15 9:26 pm

I'm surprised people picked the snake. Very bad choice.

Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 11:02 pm

It's saying which one is worse

nycro
07/25/15 8:26 pm

The Snake will KILL YOU the spider will not...

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
07/25/15 8:11 pm

Gee, thank you for the nightmare set up!

allichild
07/25/15 8:00 pm

How. Do. You. Choose?!?!

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tokala
07/25/15 7:45 pm

Large, hairy tarantula may be scary, but it's not poisonous.

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wetheslaves Live each moment fully
07/25/15 7:00 pm

The spider probably won't bite. However, the snake has a much higher risk of going for you.

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rambo088 kansas
07/25/15 6:42 pm

Tarantulas can't kill you, easy decision

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fotoguy22 Florida
07/25/15 6:39 pm

Either one would freak me out. I stepped on a rattlesnake one time. Neither one of us was happy about it.

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centexken Republic of Texas
07/25/15 6:43 pm

So what happened? Did it try to bite you?

hoosierwisdom inner voice
07/25/15 6:12 pm

I can swat away the spider and say "die Muthaf*****" all at the same time! Lol

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catpillow Florida West Coast
07/25/15 5:17 pm

Spider, though It might make me frighten me more than the snake. The tarantula isn't likely to hurt me and can't do serious damage. The rattlesnake can do serious damage and could give me a nasty injury, or remotely possibly kill me.

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Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/25/15 4:38 pm

I think I'm quicker than the snake, but a tarantula face bite would be very bad.

rambo088 kansas
07/25/15 6:42 pm

Lol ur not quicker than a snake strike

Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/25/15 6:44 pm

Why not? Snake strikes are slow compared to experienced human punches, and I'm used to those.

Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/25/15 7:04 pm

Naw, bro. Rattlesnakes strike at about 8-10 feet per second. Humans hit way faster.

rambo088 kansas
07/25/15 7:28 pm

See how well punching a snake works out for you

Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 10:17 pm

Uhh it's on your chest, it's going to bite you... Also the spider won't kill you the snake will

Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/26/15 10:46 pm

I don't plan on punching it. I plan on grabbing it by the neck. A tarantula bite around your breathing orifices is a potentially lethal problem, too.

Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 11:01 pm

I feel like your just playing devils advocate because you sound kinda silly

Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/26/15 11:04 pm

Nope, just choosing the adversary I'm most comfortable dealing with.

Henry123 Connecticut
07/27/15 7:40 am

Except losing to the snake means death. Losing to the spider means an irritating rash...

rambo088 kansas
07/27/15 7:44 am

It's just pure arrogance lol

Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/27/15 2:34 pm

The rash is less irritating if swelling where you breathe kills you...

Regardless, I'm more comfortable driving to the store than walking even though if I fail at driving I can die, and if I fail at walking, I bruise a knee.

Doopy Remedial Americanism
07/27/15 2:36 pm

So really what's just pure arrogance is you guys sitting here trying to tell me which I would rather wake up to.

Henry123 Connecticut
07/27/15 2:36 pm

That's the biggest apples to oranges comparison I've seen ever

Henry123 Connecticut
07/27/15 2:39 pm

tarantulas very rarely bite humans and when they do it causes a rash. Rattle snakes would absolutely bite you and kill you in that situation. I think it's arrogance and ignorance mixed

GenericProfile Custom Tags Are Gay
07/25/15 3:48 pm

Rattlesnake, because Tarantulas are generally aware of how much stronger humans are than them, so they usually don't fight us.

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Henry123 Connecticut
07/26/15 10:18 pm

Except if it did fight you losing to the the snake would mean death while only a rash by the tarantula

moriahdanielle Des Moines, IA
07/25/15 3:26 pm

The tarantula would freak me out because it's on my face, but spiders don't really bother me. I am terrified of snakes however. Also, being bitten by a rattlesnake is more serious than being bitten by a tarantula.

Bluebie Colorado
07/25/15 3:18 pm

Tarantulas are mostly harmless and quite laid back whereas rattlesnakes are fast and deadly. If you had said black widow, that would've made it a more even match.

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voc I am...what I am
07/25/15 3:07 pm

Spider. I hate spiders.

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aj1545 Cat Lady
07/25/15 2:52 pm

Snake. I could handle it more calmly, go to the er if it bites me. I think I would have a mental breakdown if a tarantula ever touched me.

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eradicator JC
07/25/15 2:29 pm

Thanks for that.

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bMyComrade Stumptown
07/25/15 2:16 pm

Both thoughts make me want to cry and never sleep again...

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Korosensei Maine
07/25/15 2:11 pm

The tarantula probably won't bite

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SonofMetal Heavy Metal
07/25/15 1:45 pm

You could smack a spider off your face. Good luck being faster than the snake

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Zomb1ePoptart Golden, Colorado
07/25/15 1:24 pm

Tarantulas are actually very docile and friendly spiders. When kept as pets, then tend to form bonds with their owners. I honestly wouldn't even mind waking up to a Tarantula in the bed.

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dessy Indiana cornfield
07/25/15 1:06 pm

The snake is more scary and more deadly. The spider can be knocked off easily and are not as threatening.

b4mytime Orange County, CA
07/25/15 12:38 pm

Somewhere in another realm, critters are asking each other:

"Would you rather have to lie down on a gigantic human's rumbling stomach or crawl across its filthy mouth?"

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TheHaymaker Florida
07/25/15 12:20 pm

I've woke up with a cockroach right by my mouth once. So I can imagine the tarantula. And say the snake would be worse.

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b4mytime Orange County, CA
07/25/15 12:40 pm

What the? Did you feel it, wipe it off, and then see it? How did you ever sleep again? I'm impressed...I would have freaked the fuck out.

TheHaymaker Florida
07/25/15 12:44 pm

I woke up, heard the hissing and felt something by my mouth, smacked it off my face. Then had to find something to kill it with haha.

b4mytime Orange County, CA
07/25/15 12:50 pm

Wow. The chirpy hissing sound of insects can be nightmarish. I avoid killing bugs (I have a humane catch-and-release device), but that's a scary story.

CoffeeNow CCP virus
07/25/15 12:58 pm

Cockroaches hiss? I didn't think I could like them any less.

TheHaymaker Florida
07/25/15 1:04 pm

I wasn't about to play around and save the cockroach that day lol. And yes certain types can make a very prominent hissing sound, it's awful, and for some terrifying to say the least.

BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
07/25/15 12:17 pm

The spider would cause an immediate freak out which would likely get me bit. I would not be happy about the snake, but I think I can keep from completely freaking out.

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BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
07/25/15 12:18 pm

The spider would probably be easier to throw quickly... I may have to rethink this.

DallasFan
07/25/15 12:16 pm

Probably the snake bc the hairy spider crawling on my face would scare the living shit out of me

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Nos4at2 demented weirdo
07/25/15 12:02 pm

I'd rather either of these than the noise of a crying infant

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bnnt Los Angeles
07/25/15 11:59 am

The thought of either is terrifying...

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thelowend imitation is flattery
07/25/15 11:47 am

the thought of having a fist-sized spider crawling on me waking up...Jesus god man. are you trying to keep my insomnia going?

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