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Ru12bseen March 19th, 2015 7:43pm

Which is worse? Getting toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe in a public restroom or the stupid dance you do to try and get it off without having to touch it?

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foodienurse Smalltimore
03/20/15 11:04 am

TP dance almost as good as the "walk into spider web" dance.

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4boot LaTrineodeur, MN
03/19/15 9:52 pm

Worse yet, leaving the rest room and walking into a crowd dragging that shitty tp behind you...

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MurrayHitchens The Truth Wins Out
03/19/15 6:03 pm

lol If the dance is worse than the TP then just leave it on.

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TierasPet
03/19/15 5:00 pm

LOL. The dance. I've learned some great moves that way.

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
03/19/15 3:45 pm

Larry Craig should have tried the TP dance excuse instead of the "wide stance" excuse. Maybe he wasn't looking for a short-term friend, maybe he was just trying to wipe the TP off on another guy's shoe.

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Ru12bseen Ignoring the Ignorant
03/19/15 4:43 pm

I've no idea what you're talking about but it sounds hilarious.

Ru12bseen Ignoring the Ignorant
03/19/15 5:04 pm

Hahah. I should've been his attorney. "Your honor, my client was merely trying to dislodge toilet paper that had been stuck to his foot. We've all been there. That doesn't mean he was seeking an anonymous blow and go."

allswel Minnesota
03/19/15 5:21 pm

They have to keep removing "Larry Craig Memorial Restroom" signs from that restroom at MSP.

YellowBelly3
03/19/15 2:01 pm

lol... The toilet paper of course. I don't event get a change to do the dance because someone else always notice the tissue before me.

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MrMilkdud
03/19/15 1:26 pm

What dance? I just throw away the shoes and have one of my assistants get me a new pair.

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HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
03/19/15 5:01 pm

Stocking footed Milk in the restroom. Yuck!