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JustBob March 18th, 2015 12:54pm

Gary owns a vacant house and set up cameras to protect it. They capture, neighbor Jill (23) breaking in and having sex with strangers. After paying the fines for breaking in, Jill demands Gary turn over the recordings. He refuses and you're the judge

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cmeszko99 New York
03/20/15 7:58 pm

I think Jill should get the tapes. Or they should just be ordered to be destroyed. He could do any number of damaging things with those tapes. And if she's paid for what she's done she shouldn't have to keep paying.

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dudley northern Virginia woods
03/19/15 8:26 am

Jill probably wants to sell them. Shes a mess.

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ladyniner81 no hope for humanity
03/19/15 7:15 am

He lured her to his house seduced her and fed her his leftover poisoned donuts

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plainwhitetee Columbus, OH
03/18/15 9:35 pm

Legally I think they belong to Gary. But any decent person would turn them over.

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Ebola1 Florida
03/19/15 4:26 am

He took poisoned donuts to work, so how decent could he be?

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
03/18/15 8:21 pm

They belong to the person who paid for that would be Gary

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catpillow Florida West Coast
03/18/15 7:11 pm

After that donut affair, she should know Gary's a total jerk. What was she thinking?

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JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/19/15 5:28 am

Probably a revenge thing "make me soil myself will ya? Just for that I'm going to bang dozens of people in your living room"

catpillow Florida West Coast
03/19/15 5:55 am

Ah, sweet revenge!

catpillow Florida West Coast
03/19/15 5:55 am

Ah, sweet revenge!

pateach2 love my son
03/18/15 6:12 pm

His house, his camera, his tape. She's an idiot. But why would she go to his house, he has scary donuts?!

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Captainbstring Biden is a Clown
03/18/15 6:10 pm

Time to start a porn site!

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saliemster California
03/18/15 4:39 pm

Maybe she shouldn't have broken into his fucking house!

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dlaw4570
03/19/15 8:00 am

It wasn't a fucking house until after she broke in...

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/19/15 10:33 am

Like "home is where you hang your wet undies"?

dlaw4570
03/18/15 2:31 pm

Maybe they could work out a swap...

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NOTColonelWest
03/18/15 12:03 pm

Gary's tape, but i pressure him to turn them over to the court or at least destroy them

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ronderman North Carolina
03/18/15 10:58 am

I break into a bank and take a lot of money. Security tapes help convict me. Do I get the tapes back after I get out of prison?

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NOTColonelWest
03/18/15 12:03 pm

Did you have sex with the money?

I agree with you, but that's the main issue

ronderman North Carolina
03/18/15 1:37 pm

To me it is the issue. Both of us did something wrong. Both got caught. Both were recorded. Both were punished. The fact that she was taped having sex isn't the issue to me.

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
03/18/15 10:46 am

What about the "Strangers?"
Bob, you must ask about the strangers!
Did they know Jill was breaking in?

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JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/18/15 12:59 pm

Good point, but for me, the lack of furniture would've clued me in

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
03/18/15 2:22 pm

My condo is vacant but fully furnished. Vacant means no one lives there. Strangers get their say?? Yes?

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/18/15 2:47 pm

Hmm, didn't think about furnished, my bad, I think it would be fun to see if the strangers can demand the copies, Ooo and if Jill could object to their demands

allswel Minnesota
03/18/15 4:22 pm

Hammer, your neighbor Lisa assured me you do not have cameras.

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
03/18/15 11:56 pm

Lisa lies. You should not have let her tie you up like that.

yeast Story Time
03/18/15 10:23 am

Damn straight Gary's tape. Hahahaha.

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
03/18/15 10:22 am

Gary's house, Gary's tape. There is no reasonable expectation of privacy when someone commits a crime. That's why the best burglars wear masks.

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chinito Florida
03/18/15 8:47 am

Jill has no right over the tapes. The question is either Gary keeps them or he is forced to delete them.

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
03/18/15 8:40 am

As the judge, I would order Gary to give the recorded tapes to Jill and for Jill to either provide replacement tapes or the value of the storage medium - Gary's choice. All other recordings would be ordered destroyed, unless Gary had a good reason.

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smacc DunningKruger
03/18/15 10:01 am

Good answer

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
03/18/15 10:41 am

Public acts deserve no expectation of privacy. Jill learns a lesson. Order the tapes private/unpublished and send her a short clip every week to remind her.

smacc DunningKruger
03/18/15 11:04 am

Your kind of proving a point. The only reason for Gary to keep the tapes are illicit. It would not be Gary's place to further punish or gain from this incident.

HammeringMan Gods Away On Business
03/18/15 2:27 pm

Things may be missing. The cost of enhanced security. Possible PTSD. You wouldn't want Jill bragging about how easily she got off.... Double entendre intended. ;)

kscott516 Masks fail
03/18/15 8:38 am

This is easy. Gary's house, Gary's cameras, Gary's tape.

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
03/18/15 8:41 am

And the judge could be in on conspiracy to commit blackmail?

merry13 Saved by Grace
03/18/15 8:16 am

If your stupid enough to do that then you can suffer the consequences. He shouldn't legally have to turn it over, his cameras, house, and property. I'm for Gary. However the moral thing to do would be destroy it.

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Pirate Uses the Tap
03/18/15 8:10 am

Gary. No harm done. Just sex. Just show me the video. 😮

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Pirate Uses the Tap
03/18/15 8:13 am

I read it wrong. I should say Jill.

jvc1133 61535
03/18/15 7:50 am

If Gary want porn he should do it or buy it,
A sick request.

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simplyjoyful Texas
03/18/15 7:44 am

Legally Gary's tape. Morally he should destroy them

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professorwho Madness and Genius
03/18/15 7:26 am

Destroy the tapes Gary.

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JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/18/15 7:39 am

Should the court be allowed to order that?

NOTColonelWest
03/18/15 12:04 pm

Bob, declare them to be evidence, sub poena the heck out of them, and store them in a card board box forever

professorwho Madness and Genius
03/18/15 1:14 pm

That sounds like a good idea.

TheCameron UCF
03/18/15 6:55 am

The tapes are mine and I'm destroying them.

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bluerum29 optimistic idealist
03/18/15 6:53 am

That depends, is Jill hot

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PINOCHET Free Market Capitalism
03/18/15 6:45 am

I have no sympathy for Jill.

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MrMilkdud
03/18/15 6:28 am

Jill is free to purchase a copy from Gary's new website.

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JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/18/15 6:50 am

Lol, or the complete box set with 48 episodes, including the Christmas special where she dresses as Mrs Claus and takes two elves.

sdbrev210 The Pursuit of Happiness
03/18/15 6:58 am

Ha, both of these x100.

rangeman Lafayette IN.
03/18/15 7:22 am

Jill how much money you got?

EarlyBird Portland
03/18/15 7:26 am

MrMilkDud 😂😂😂

chinito Florida
03/18/15 8:44 am

www.fillingthedonut.com?

pateach2 love my son
03/18/15 6:13 pm

Chinito that wins as best comment ever.

rons WOKE is sick
03/18/15 6:06 am

Surveillance videos must be preserved in a safe place. Something like Bill and Hillary's mail servers. Bill will watch over the video.

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Ebola1 Florida
03/18/15 6:05 am

Gary should invite her over for coffee and some of his special doughnuts to discuss the problem.

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FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
03/18/15 5:59 am

Fucking Jill...at it again!!!

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rons WOKE is sick
03/18/15 6:06 am

It Gary the donut nut again!

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
03/18/15 6:08 am

Shit, I forgot, was Jill the one who soiled herself?