Show of HandsShow of Hands

trepidhickory October 31st, 2014 9:59pm

In honor of the spookiest night of the year post the last line of your SOH themed scary story in the comment section. (Example inside)

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ozzy
11/02/14 8:09 am

.... As the first cracks of sunlight pierce the darkness.

cpaswr just say the letters
11/01/14 8:58 pm

I realized that Rebelfury was my IRS auditor.

LordAF
11/01/14 6:28 am

QUICK, REPLY "thank mr skeltal" OR YOU WILL BE SP00KED AT 4:20 A.M. BY THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS!

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b4mytime Orange County, CA
11/01/14 12:19 pm

Um, hello? I WANT to be spooked by skeletons. Who wouldn't?

LordAF
11/01/14 12:37 pm

poepl ho hav ben scaerd b4 bi te sp00ky sc4ry sk3l3t0nz

b4mytime Orange County, CA
11/01/14 12:51 am

She was first to arrive at the Halloween party and decided to help herself to some of the appetizers while waiting. She struggled to remember the host's name. Was it Harry? Barry? Wait, it was Gary. She looked down to find a doughnut in her hand.

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
11/01/14 12:14 am

And to prove you are in hell you will be locked in a room with five-year-olds high on all of the Halloween candy they could eat. Surrounded by 13-year-olds smelly tennis shoes. After eat a pound of salted peanuts and there's no water.

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karion Illinois
10/31/14 11:28 pm

I looked around, wiped the sweat from my neck and thought, "Oh hell. There IS a hell."

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lip massholevania
10/31/14 11:12 pm

She tossed the shovel and walked home.

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2katz I live in Nebraska
10/31/14 9:14 pm

Alas, the awful truth came out: Scotty, Cowboy and Rebelfury were all alts of Susanr.

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
11/01/14 12:09 am

Tooooo funny

mikeey1962 on SOH where else
10/31/14 5:58 pm

And then satan looked around and thought better send them back heaven doesn't want them and hells afraid they'll take over!

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Praetorianus Fair enough.
10/31/14 5:56 pm

When the users finally found out SoH really stands for Sentinels of Hell and is led by demons, it was too late - by creating an account, you had sold your soul to the devil.

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GrandmaALiCE Rocky Mtns aerial view
10/31/14 5:23 pm

... She checked her profile. Her number of followers had dropped to ...

{spooky music here}

ZERO!!

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MysteryCheese Is it possible to change
10/31/14 5:17 pm

...then as he sat in his car, he looked over, and saw Cowboy!!!!

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sojourner present
10/31/14 5:07 pm

and then to his horror, Trepid saw that the user he agreed with the most, at 100%, was . . . Cowboy!

I'm not very good at this, but I gave it a shot.

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OhTheIrony Learning from you
10/31/14 4:49 pm

In bright red lettering, as if to spite him, it read, "Show of Hands is no longer available."

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arctostaphylos Ankh Morpork, New York
10/31/14 4:48 pm

.... and he saw that his comment posted twice even though he'd only click the button

>dun dun DUUUUUN<

ONE TIME!

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kougrakub
10/31/14 4:23 pm

something something obama

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trepidhickory Ayy Lmao
10/31/14 3:12 pm

And the legend says that if you spin around 3 times and listen closely you can still hear the voices in the comment section of October 2012 polls saying Romney will win the Presidential Election

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mikeey1962 on SOH where else
10/31/14 3:08 pm

And SaintAnger smiled, that evil grin, just before he ate the last marshmellow

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SaintAnger sumkindamonster
10/31/14 4:22 pm

...I don't even know what to make of this.

mikeey1962 on SOH where else
10/31/14 5:50 pm

Me either was only thing I could come up with! LOL

SaintAnger sumkindamonster
10/31/14 6:23 pm

Hey, works for me. I laughed, I'm just confused.

TheCameron UCF
10/31/14 3:07 pm

And when trepidhickory checked his fantasy team he saw he could have played anybody else on his bench and he would have won.... I'm not good at this.

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SaintAnger sumkindamonster
10/31/14 3:05 pm

Remembering he commented hours earlier, Tony looked to see how many likes his comment had gained and saw only four!

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trepidhickory Ayy Lmao
10/31/14 3:02 pm

And when RebelFury opened the envelope in the center of the room......he saw an AUDIT FROM THE IRS!!!!

And when Cowboy looked in the mirror...he saw Karl Marx staring back at him!!!

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trepidhickory Ayy Lmao
10/31/14 3:04 pm

And when Kermie looked at his submitted ballot....he saw he voted for Michelle Bachman!!!

EarlyBird Portland
10/31/14 6:16 pm

️Haha! Those are great!