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TheMadScientist October 31st, 2014 2:54pm

Zombie apocalypse: you're driving and shouldn't stop moving. Ahead are two cars with a small opening between. The opening is big enough to drive through, but there is a zombie in the way. You smash into the zombie and say, as you drive away,

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Doopy Remedial Americanism
11/01/14 3:49 am

I *THINK* "ten points!"

Never open your mouth whilst driving through clouds of zombie splatter.

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ladyniner81 I need chocolate
10/31/14 8:50 pm

Anyone watch ZNation? well I'd be like the one guy who shouts out the number of zombies he killed. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT!!!!

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
10/31/14 7:42 pm

Congrats, Dad! Praying for whatever the health problem is! Love to Mom and Baby too! ✞

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osouless Whats Next
10/31/14 5:59 pm

I say "It's through the uprights and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!"

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mrdudemanpants
10/31/14 12:50 pm

Might as well have some fun with it. If it did have feelings, it doesn't now.

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
10/31/14 11:32 am

Has someone been playing Zombie Highway in their iPad?

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
10/31/14 3:42 pm

Huwaaa-??! This sounds like something I need.

rickvee Living the dream
10/31/14 5:07 pm

It's a great game! Also check out "Zombie Gunship".

Doopy Remedial Americanism
11/01/14 3:50 am

Just what a new dad needs; more time-consuming video games!

Just kidding. Both excellent apps.

Liberatheist Mustafar
10/31/14 11:23 am

Ten points to Gryffindor!

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DuckAndCower
10/31/14 7:16 pm

Oh man, that game. So good.

PartyJustin R.O.C.K. in the R.O.C.
10/31/14 9:13 am

Neither. That's worth at least 50 points for style.

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Rob Be Safe Be Smart
10/31/14 8:48 am

I'll be putting them out of their misery. If anything, I'd say yer welcome.

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TierasPet
10/31/14 8:38 am

Ten points for me.

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arctostaphylos Ankh Morpork, New York
10/31/14 8:36 am

That Ethiopia line wasn't about race; it was a joke about the economic conditions of a country, not the ethnicity of the people there. It's like saying, "So, you went to Qatar? Cool. Did you stay in one of those revoltingly gaudy skyscraper hotels

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arctostaphylos Ankh Morpork, New York
10/31/14 8:38 am

filled with stupidly mis-allocated resources like solid gold toilets, or did you stay in one of the camps of Nepalese construction slaves outside the cities?"

arctostaphylos Ankh Morpork, New York
10/31/14 8:42 am

But if I ram a zombie with a car, I'd want to shout something like "Shoulda eaten your Wheaties!"

Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/31/14 11:58 am

I thought the same thing with the Ethiopian remark. People confuse truth with racism sometimes. But there really are (or were?) lots of starving people in Ethiopia and last time I checked, malnourishment had nothing to to with race.

alynn Somewhere wonderful
10/31/14 8:02 am

20 points if he goes under the car instead of over.

Nemacyst No Lives Matter
10/31/14 8:56 am

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alynn Somewhere wonderful
10/31/14 9:00 am

Heck yeah! Plus 50 bonus points if you're driving with your knees and shooting at the same time.

Nemacyst No Lives Matter
10/31/14 9:02 am

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