You're invited to a Halloween party for adults, with games like beer pong and a sexy costume contest. You're also asked to chaperone a kids' Halloween party with spooky-themed treats, ghost stories, etc. Which do you attend?
Adults. I already teach the whole week
Kids. I'm making those treats!
May I have some?
Of course :-)
Adults. I've had my share of kids parties. In all likelihood, I'd attend neither.