Show of Hands

Half-truths and selectively presenting or withholding information substitutes for lies in many circles. It's the common currency of politics...

The trick is to make yourself believe the lie before you try to make anybody else believe it.

With people who don't know me we'll, I'm a pro. With my family? Not a chance! Lol

With the small things. I am not a good improviser in social situations.

I pretty much never lie at all with the only exceptions being if it greatly helps a situation for everyone involved permanently

This made me smile. The words in parenthesis, that is.

Not even a little bit and I'm very, very anti-lying. Being lied to pisses me off more than most anything else someone can do to me.

No, I've had very little practice.

Very

No. And I forgot the last time I did.

Too good. I hate it.

Yes. I mean no.
DAMN IT