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chickencookie October 27th, 2014 11:06pm

You're dead. What do you want written on your tombstone?

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presrvd Phoenix
10/28/14 4:45 pm

See you tomorrow. >=P

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teppofan Rt. 66 Hackberry, AZ
10/28/14 10:10 am

Psalm 31:5 Into thine hand I commit my spirit: thou hast redeemed me, O Lord God of truth.

I have this written in the fly leaf of my Bible so my family knows my wishes.

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drinkdrank Ohio
10/28/14 9:04 am

I want to be buried on a deserted island, under a stone X.

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cpaswr just say the letters
10/28/14 6:36 am

Can someone get me a shovel?

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cowboy Dawns Highway
10/28/14 6:25 am

The Government death panel decided that I'm not viable to the greater good anymore.

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nadiafaye Colorado
10/28/14 5:42 am

This isn't what I want written on mine but here's a tombstone inscription that always stuck in my mind; it's from Silent Hill 5.

Here is where Bruce Norwood lies
Nobody laughs, nobody cries
Where he goes, how he fares
Nobody knows, nobody cares.

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chinito Florida
10/27/14 9:47 pm

Fuck ObamaCare

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chinito Florida
10/27/14 9:47 pm

Beloved husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather and great-great-grandfather.

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Idahologger up north
10/27/14 8:58 pm

I can see up your dress

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davidwhite1 Building it Bigger
10/27/14 8:42 pm

I told them to cremate me.

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FacePalm That Trick Never Works
10/27/14 8:16 pm

"When you least expect it: expect it"

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TigerShark47 Missouri
10/27/14 8:12 pm

The party's not over, it's just leavin' town.

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mikeey1962 on SOH where else
10/27/14 7:46 pm

Sorry we made a mistake he wasn't dead after all,

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Kozmycz44
10/27/14 7:33 pm

Mistakes were made....or Well that was fun

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
10/27/14 6:42 pm

Loving mother & wife
Loved God & Country
Totally happy now.

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SkookumRoyce The Great Northwest
10/27/14 6:39 pm

"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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jvc1133 61535
10/27/14 6:27 pm

Born 1933 Died ____

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rons Thanks America
10/27/14 6:21 pm

I?ll be next to my brother A finger pointing to him saying "he did it!,"

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Wert A picture of my junk
10/27/14 6:02 pm

Here lies Wert
Under 6 feet of dirt

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tdaddy Kentucky
10/27/14 5:50 pm

"DIED from not forwarding that text message to 10 people."

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tdaddy Kentucky
10/27/14 5:54 pm

Oh wait, I'm being cremated, that is unless they decide to save a few bucks and opt for the lime pit instead.

KatG Liberal in Ohio
10/27/14 5:45 pm

My urn will sit on the mantle and it will say "I'm watching you"

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swervin Maryland
10/27/14 5:32 pm

"Oh damn, now I guess I'm voting democrat!"

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AbandonedAccnt Not here.
10/27/14 5:47 pm

The death certificate is also a democrat party voter registration. No id is required.

chickencookie Biden Crime Syndicate
10/27/14 9:21 pm

Lol Yukon. So funny!

TierasPet
10/27/14 5:27 pm

I'm not having one. Cremation.

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tdaddy Kentucky
10/27/14 5:51 pm

Same here. It's cheaper and I cheat the worms.

WildRice With a side of sass
10/27/14 7:17 pm

I'm donating my body to science. Some nice med student will get to learn something. Then, I suppose they will cremate me

chickencookie Biden Crime Syndicate
10/28/14 5:11 am

What about those people who have their ashes thrown in the ocean? The family is in the boat, the urn is empty and one wind and "it's" all in their face.

tdaddy Kentucky
10/28/14 5:44 am

Ha! It all comes out in the wash! ;)

TierasPet
10/28/14 7:28 am

Science is a great way to go. I never thought much about that. CC - I hope there's no wind because I do plan to be dumped in the ocean although one more in your face moment could be fitting. :) tdaddy - LOL.

Spartacus AUSTIN
10/27/14 5:15 pm

"Ah finally getting some rest"

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rickvee Living the dream
10/27/14 5:12 pm

He died peacefully in his sleep, unlike the other three people in the car.

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TierasPet
10/27/14 5:28 pm

LOL. Remind me never to ride with you.

rickvee Living the dream
10/27/14 5:11 pm

Respawning in 4...3...2...

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chickencookie Biden Crime Syndicate
10/28/14 5:11 am

There can never be another you Rick.

Wink
10/27/14 5:00 pm

I don't really care.

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SaintAnger sumkindamonster
10/27/14 4:59 pm

"I was told I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."

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firefly5 the verse
10/27/14 8:42 pm

this is hilarious. I'm now planning to try to work that one into conversation sometime.

SaintAnger sumkindamonster
10/27/14 9:34 pm

...it's not easy, I've tried. An easier line is, "what are you, my travel agent? Cuz you're sending me on a guilt trip!"
Ah, the brilliant words of Homer J. Simpson.

fracy A deeper shade of blue.
10/27/14 4:45 pm

"Please don't stare at me."

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Abolitionist Voice of the people
10/27/14 4:37 pm

Kiss me, chickencookie.

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kougrakub
10/27/14 5:02 pm

I hear women like that self confidence factor right thar.

Diogenes FreeMeBe
10/27/14 4:29 pm

I have to think more on it.

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Diogenes FreeMeBe
10/27/14 4:31 pm

Oh wait! I'm getting cremated. No tombstone. Problem solved!

zack1018 Ich will nach Stuttgart
10/27/14 4:25 pm

"He died as he lived: really really tall. Like way too tall, it's ridiculous."

missmorganmarie ...
10/27/14 4:24 pm

gone before her time. will be very missed

ozzy
10/27/14 4:20 pm

You should have asked me before you pronounced me dead. Lol

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voc I am...what I am
10/27/14 4:17 pm

He smelled kind of funny. Smells even worse dead.

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AbandonedAccnt Not here.
10/27/14 4:17 pm

Good Christian, husband, and father, and good riddance!

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chickencookie Biden Crime Syndicate
10/27/14 9:24 pm

And chili contest winner!

mistah Happy Happy Joy Joy
10/27/14 4:16 pm

"I'm sorry if I come back during the zombie apocalypse!"

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Kay41 the Midwest
10/27/14 4:14 pm

Awesome mom, Awesome wife, Awesome sister, Awesome teacher!

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chickencookie Biden Crime Syndicate
10/28/14 5:07 am

Better - just awesome :-)

alynn Somewhere wonderful
10/27/14 4:13 pm

"She was kind and happy."

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AbandonedAccnt Not here.
10/27/14 4:18 pm

You should get a t-shirt that says that with the arrow pointing just like that. The back of the shirt can have a cialis ad.

kougrakub
10/27/14 5:03 pm

Yukon isn't dead.

GlockMan1 Alabama
10/27/14 4:09 pm

"See Martha, I told you I was sick"

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imanag My heaven on Earth
10/27/14 4:07 pm

Wow, that's a bummer. I suppose I'd want something about being a beloved wife and mother.

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