Bigger Horror Flick Mistake: 1) being a Young Black Man or 2) being a Hot Blonde Woman?
You see, the hot blonde tends to have a third quality, dumb. This quality allows people to make it to the end of some horrors. The black man tends to have the smart quality. Having this quality means certain death. Black man is a bigger mistake.
The black guy could run faster.
Nether stand a chance.
The blonde as long as she is a virgin.
Has a better chance of living, I mean.
I think the blondes usually go first. It's pretty much a toss up.
Whoa, that's a pretty extreme age split.
Any guesses why?
Rule #1 of horror films: The couple that has sex first dies first.
Inspired loosely by the Walking Dead, but seriously. If you're either one of these, you're a goner fa shur!
Are you really going to make me pick? Either way you're screwed.
The black guy always dies first.
I've never seen scream. I just know that as a general rule, the black guy always dies first. Unless there's a slutty blonde, in which case she dies first. The innocent blonde is always the last survivor
Scream doesn't count because there were no blavk people in it. As a general rule the black charector always dies first. Unless he is the main person