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Shazam October 27th, 2014 2:36am

Bigger Horror Flick Mistake: 1) being a Young Black Man or 2) being a Hot Blonde Woman?

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mrdudemanpants
10/28/14 12:43 pm

You see, the hot blonde tends to have a third quality, dumb. This quality allows people to make it to the end of some horrors. The black man tends to have the smart quality. Having this quality means certain death. Black man is a bigger mistake.

kermie gaytopia
10/26/14 11:05 pm

The blonde as long as she is a virgin.

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kermie gaytopia
10/26/14 11:05 pm

Has a better chance of living, I mean.

TierasPet
10/26/14 10:01 pm

I think the blondes usually go first. It's pretty much a toss up.

MannIsMe Did You Assume My Party
10/26/14 9:04 pm

Whoa, that's a pretty extreme age split.
Any guesses why?

achilles2340 Still Exploring Space
10/26/14 8:08 pm

Rule #1 of horror films: The couple that has sex first dies first.

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Shazam Scaramouche, OH
10/26/14 7:38 pm

Inspired loosely by the Walking Dead, but seriously. If you're either one of these, you're a goner fa shur!

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FalloutBoy97 Ohio
10/26/14 7:37 pm

Are you really going to make me pick? Either way you're screwed.

GubraLagima Tramp 2016
10/26/14 7:37 pm

The black guy always dies first.

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GubraLagima Tramp 2016
10/26/14 7:45 pm

I've never seen scream. I just know that as a general rule, the black guy always dies first. Unless there's a slutty blonde, in which case she dies first. The innocent blonde is always the last survivor

dramaschick All ways in my head
10/26/14 8:29 pm

Scream doesn't count because there were no blavk people in it. As a general rule the black charector always dies first. Unless he is the main person