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Arananthi October 27th, 2014 1:08am

"Being Christian is like being a jack-o-lantern. God picks you out of the dirt, washes you clean, scoops all of the yucky crap out from inside you, carves you a bright, cheery smile, and then puts His light inside of you for all to see." - My Grandma

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droo Santa Barbara
10/27/14 1:07 am

And then you realize that you're not a jack-o-lantern and there is no God.

arctostaphylos Ankh Morpork, New York
10/26/14 11:49 pm

And then you rot on somebody's doorstep until they finally get around to tossing you in the can?

imanag My heaven on Earth
10/26/14 7:25 pm

Your grandma sounds awesome!

Maj Worth Economist
10/26/14 8:48 pm

She is awesome. She wrote this news letter for her church that hid names of various books in the bible in it. So not only was it informative, but it was a sort of word-find game, too. She does amazing stuff.

swervin Maryland
10/26/14 6:14 pm

That's actually really good.