Do you have a twisted sense of humor?
Yes, I do and only two of my friends share my sense of humor. One is a girl who tells dead baby jokes,murder jokes,etc.The other friend is a guy who laughs at any sad story real or fake,not to be disrespectful but because he finds it genuinely funny.
Im gonna miss the Craig Ferguson show. "Keepin it class til Christmas ;) "
I said "yes". Then I read the jokes. Changed to "no".
You would be scared for you life of the jokes healthcare workers make btw
What is a twisted sense of humor.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's worse than the holocaust?
Finding 2 worms in your apple
What's worse than a bee sting?
Two bee stings.
What's worse than two bee stings?
What's worse than the holocaust?
Three bee stings.
Everybody answered yes to seem cool, I only know that because I did it lawl
lawl? English? Spanish?
Lol with a heavy accent. My bad for the misclarification.
I have no sense of humor.
But if I did, it would be extremely twisted.
It's an acquired taste...
eh? be? si?
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Why did billy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? Walking.
What's better than winning a silver metal at the special olympics?
I do but its not vicious or anything. Ite hard to describe lol. Like i can laugh ehen a friend gets hurt but only if its not a bad injury say flying off a bike and eating dirt. Not dying or in mortal pain? Thats kinda funny (its happened to me so...)
The more offensive/messed-up a joke is, the funnier it is.
Yes, and most the people I hang around do too
So many people claim to have twisted sense of humor but they all control it when they get on Show of Hands. Interesting...
I enjoy slipping an off color joke over the bow of a perfect stranger.
I wouldn't call it twisted, it's simply called having a sense of humor
I could tell you a joke about the Jonestown massacre, but the punch line is too long.
See Holiday's "spotted dick" poll (it's a British food!).
Yup! I get to regularly play Cards Against Humanity, and just ordered the Bigger, Blacker Box.
You know about the secret card, right?
I've been told about it, yes.
Nope, pretty sane.
Would worry if I did & practice caution around those who do.
No, there's no "twist" to my humor.
I have a strange sense of humor. I seem to tell jokes I find funny, but no one else does.
Yes, I'm talking to you!
I should probably be in prison for how twisted it is
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'
Damaged some might say
I wouldn't say twisted, no. I appreciate and engage in dark and irreverent comedy, absurdism, etc. But I don't think any of that qualifies as "twisted."
How was Osama bin Laden the world's best chess player? He took out two rooks in one move.
You said you would never forget...
I do sometimes see humor where others do not.
I have my moments...
what did the ISIS teacher say to the students?
Watch closely im only going to show this once.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Do you know what a 6.9 is?
A good thing screwed up by a period.
Psh. That's wimp talk.
...I am intrigued.
So...........NO red wings for you then?
Apparently twisted is the new majority. Henceforth non-twisted humor is hereby twisted!
This must be just a SOH thing
Gallows humor is an interesting subject.
I think my sense of humor is so twisted because when I was a child I used to sneak upstairs, put my ear against my parents bedroom door, and listen to my parents having sex
Why didn't you join, it wouldn't be incest. I insist.
Looks like milk/pencil/MargeS is back.
No but my sister does
I'm workin on it but, it's embedded deep. : (
I cousl say a few things about that comment ahhahaha jk...kind of
It's a sign of intelligence. Then again the line between genius and madness is subject to the nitwits evaluating it.
Somehow - when more than 2/3's of us say we have a twisted sense of humor, I say most of us have a twisted sense of what a twisted sense if humor truly is.
Exactly although this type of poll always shows the same thing. People like to think they're unique.
Morbid. I love dead baby jokes for example. I hope it doesn't reflect on real life though, I make a difference between a joke and real life.
Check this out if you want to know how twisted my humor is.www.dead-baby-joke.com/
It would disgust the majority