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asmodeus enjoying the final kalpa
10/28/14 6:20 pm

Yes, I do and only two of my friends share my sense of humor. One is a girl who tells dead baby jokes,murder jokes,etc.The other friend is a guy who laughs at any sad story real or fake,not to be disrespectful but because he finds it genuinely funny.

theNobamist Silicon Valley
10/28/14 3:50 am

Im gonna miss the Craig Ferguson show. "Keepin it class til Christmas ;) "

mar45alex
10/27/14 6:52 pm

I said "yes". Then I read the jokes. Changed to "no".

DIT New York
10/26/14 6:54 pm

You would be scared for you life of the jokes healthcare workers make btw

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idijdjfjdjjdosp
10/26/14 5:41 pm

What is a twisted sense of humor.

Verne
10/26/14 4:37 pm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
What's worse than the holocaust?
Finding 2 worms in your apple

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qwerty13
10/26/14 4:59 pm

What's worse than a bee sting?
Two bee stings.
What's worse than two bee stings?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust?
Three bee stings.

GOODLOOKING 37174
10/26/14 10:44 am

Everybody answered yes to seem cool, I only know that because I did it lawl

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GOODLOOKING 37174
10/26/14 12:52 pm

Lol with a heavy accent. My bad for the misclarification.

the4thplayer South Carolina
10/26/14 9:46 am

I have no sense of humor.

But if I did, it would be extremely twisted.

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RossDMands Miami Township, OH
10/25/14 4:27 pm

It's an acquired taste...

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indie California
10/25/14 4:19 pm

Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

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BadUsername
10/25/14 2:57 pm

Why did billy drop his ice cream cone?







He got hit by a bus.

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PresWK Minnesota
10/25/14 2:21 pm

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? Walking.

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TheQuestioner Question Everything.
10/25/14 8:52 pm

What's better than winning a silver metal at the special olympics?
ICE CREAM!!!

lavadrop
10/25/14 1:50 pm

I do but its not vicious or anything. Ite hard to describe lol. Like i can laugh ehen a friend gets hurt but only if its not a bad injury say flying off a bike and eating dirt. Not dying or in mortal pain? Thats kinda funny (its happened to me so...)

TheQuestioner Question Everything.
10/25/14 1:14 pm

The more offensive/messed-up a joke is, the funnier it is.

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JustBob Your anger fascinates me
10/25/14 11:13 am

Yes, and most the people I hang around do too

roundsquare round square
10/25/14 8:44 am

So many people claim to have twisted sense of humor but they all control it when they get on Show of Hands. Interesting...

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Casper Deep inthe Heart ofTexas
10/25/14 8:16 am

Just dry.

I enjoy slipping an off color joke over the bow of a perfect stranger.

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DallasFan
10/25/14 5:56 am

I wouldn't call it twisted, it's simply called having a sense of humor

ScrewU Gone
10/25/14 3:29 am

I could tell you a joke about the Jonestown massacre, but the punch line is too long.

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TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
10/25/14 2:11 am

See Holiday's "spotted dick" poll (it's a British food!).

lightsabr2 The Big Sky
10/25/14 1:35 am

Yup! I get to regularly play Cards Against Humanity, and just ordered the Bigger, Blacker Box.

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ScrewU Gone
10/25/14 3:28 am

You know about the secret card, right?

lightsabr2 The Big Sky
10/25/14 4:01 am

I've been told about it, yes.

GloMom
10/25/14 1:10 am

Nope, pretty sane.
Would worry if I did & practice caution around those who do.

EarlyBird Portland
10/25/14 12:28 am

No, there's no "twist" to my humor.

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weird4
10/24/14 11:37 pm

I have a strange sense of humor. I seem to tell jokes I find funny, but no one else does.

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EarlyBird Portland
10/25/14 12:27 am

Yes, I'm talking to you!

MrWolfe Nashville
10/24/14 9:39 pm

I should probably be in prison for how twisted it is

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PrinceOberyn ANCIENT CITY STYLE
10/24/14 9:38 pm

An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.

The teacher says, 'Save the children!'

The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'

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PrinceOberyn ANCIENT CITY STYLE
10/24/14 9:38 pm

The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

ShereKhan A very dark place.
10/24/14 9:28 pm

Damaged some might say

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bethanyq Ess Eff
10/24/14 9:27 pm

I wouldn't say twisted, no. I appreciate and engage in dark and irreverent comedy, absurdism, etc. But I don't think any of that qualifies as "twisted."

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Extremist The Batcave
10/24/14 8:59 pm

How was Osama bin Laden the world's best chess player? He took out two rooks in one move.

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PrinceOberyn ANCIENT CITY STYLE
10/24/14 9:48 pm

Knock Knock

(Who's There?)

9/11

(9/11 Who?)

You said you would never forget...

Torfin Never Behind
10/24/14 8:58 pm

I do sometimes see humor where others do not.

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Twinkeys Minnesota
10/24/14 8:19 pm

what did the ISIS teacher say to the students?
Watch closely im only going to show this once.

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grizzy Kansas
10/24/14 8:17 pm

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

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SaintAnger sumkindamonster
10/24/14 8:12 pm

Do you know what a 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

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j0p Pittsburgh
10/25/14 4:21 am

So...........NO red wings for you then?

genuflect University of Minnesota
10/24/14 8:11 pm

Apparently twisted is the new majority. Henceforth non-twisted humor is hereby twisted!

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bnnt Los Angeles
10/24/14 8:00 pm

This must be just a SOH thing

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nadiafaye Colorado
10/24/14 7:58 pm

Gallows humor is an interesting subject.

ShineyLib Jeans
10/24/14 7:40 pm

I think my sense of humor is so twisted because when I was a child I used to sneak upstairs, put my ear against my parents bedroom door, and listen to my parents having sex

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Extremist The Batcave
10/24/14 8:51 pm

Why didn't you join, it wouldn't be incest. I insist.

AKYF
10/25/14 7:26 am

Looks like milk/pencil/MargeS is back.

mrdudemanpants
10/24/14 7:39 pm

HahahahahHaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHA!Maybe.

jvc1133 61535
10/24/14 7:21 pm

I'm workin on it but, it's embedded deep. : (

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lavadrop
10/25/14 1:52 pm

I cousl say a few things about that comment ahhahaha jk...kind of

wetheslaves Live each moment fully
10/24/14 7:46 pm

It's a sign of intelligence. Then again the line between genius and madness is subject to the nitwits evaluating it.

tidford My little piece of heaven
10/24/14 7:18 pm

Somehow - when more than 2/3's of us say we have a twisted sense of humor, I say most of us have a twisted sense of what a twisted sense if humor truly is.

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kermie gaytopia
10/24/14 7:32 pm

Exactly although this type of poll always shows the same thing. People like to think they're unique.

Praetorianus Fair enough.
10/24/14 7:16 pm

Morbid. I love dead baby jokes for example. I hope it doesn't reflect on real life though, I make a difference between a joke and real life.

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Praetorianus Fair enough.
10/24/14 7:19 pm

Check this out if you want to know how twisted my humor is.www.dead-baby-joke.com/

lmurder MDK
10/24/14 7:14 pm

It would disgust the majority