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JennaF October 23rd, 2014 1:54am

Can you think of a circumstance under which you would cheat on your spouse?

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FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
10/23/14 12:36 pm

I suppose if some guy had a gun to my Wifes head & told me to fuck his wife or my Wife dies.

But to be clear, after I give this guys Wife the best sex of her life, I wont stop until I behead her husband for putting a gun to my Wifes head.

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CudOfCow Oregon
10/23/14 12:37 pm

uh... you may have over thought this one...

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
10/23/14 12:41 pm

Not really...my general policy for trying to harm my wife is a beheading...Regardless of the specifics. Gotta keep things simple.

DallasFan
10/23/14 2:57 pm

That's pretty much what I was gonna say, only if someone I loved was affected by me not doing so

thebarr
10/23/14 3:20 pm

That's a bit extreme, don't you think? The whole scenario I mean.

FATSHADOW Cyborg Gorilla
10/23/14 5:38 pm

Well of course its a bit extreme, but I'm a devoted Husband committed to my Wife, it would have to be a rather extreme situation for me to cheat on my wife.

CudOfCow Oregon
10/23/14 12:35 pm

Think about? yeah sure, but ive been in many situations where I could have cheated on my SO and regardless of my state of impairment ive always been loyal. It is a test of your dignity and honor.

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CudOfCow Oregon
10/23/14 12:36 pm

It also feels good to tell hot babes that you are too good for them.

shamoo Utah
10/23/14 10:56 am

Nope. Never.

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Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/23/14 10:01 am

I'm in a non-monogamous relationship. My husband and I have no reason whatsoever to cheat on one another.

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shnibbydawhale Nihilist
10/23/14 3:28 pm

I mean if it's non monogamous, can it really be cheating?

Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/23/14 8:49 pm

You can definitely cheat in an ethically non-monogamous relationship. If you do anything behind your partner's back, if you lie or deceive, that's cheating for us.

Sandshrew Centennial
10/23/14 8:05 am

you found them cheating

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leilu SoCal
10/23/14 7:30 am

For me, no.

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MFDOOM natural selection
10/23/14 6:17 am

doesn't give head or cook

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MFDOOM natural selection
10/23/14 6:18 am

(Its a joke, wouldn't be surprised if the poltically correct started getting mad at me)

KingRodney Enjoy the Decline
10/23/14 5:14 am

Maybe at like a board game or something but not with another woman.

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typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 5:16 am

So you only cheat at board games when your with your boys?

KingRodney Enjoy the Decline
10/23/14 5:41 am

No, if I were playing a game with my spouse, I always cheat but not like have sex with another woman behind her back kind of cheat.

Shua01 Ohio
10/23/14 7:18 am

What are some of your favorite Board Games? (I know a little off topic)

typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 7:55 am

not really a fan of board games but I did like crchutes and ladders and candy land. My younger brother and sister like em. Once they were playing Disney trivia and my sister had a big ol fight w my brother cuz he and his gf were cheating.

AbandonedAccnt Not here.
10/23/14 4:45 am

Yes. I'm a man with weakness. This is why I take careful steps to never be in that circumstance where such a thing could happen. Never never never even get close.

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AbandonedAccnt Not here.
10/23/14 4:46 am

In my natural state I'm a horn dog. In my self-governing state in a choir boy.

typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 5:16 am

first honest comment I've read.

goalie31 OrthodoxCatholicChristian
10/23/14 4:06 am

There's a gun to her head and they say have sex with me or she's dead. That would be about it...

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Shua01 Ohio
10/23/14 7:20 am

My Wife would then grab the gun and shoot me!

dawl adulting
10/23/14 3:58 am

Maybe in an extreme scenario that would likely never happen.

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b4mytime Orange County, CA
10/23/14 2:58 am

The only way would be if I were in a marriage that was over anyway but the divorce wasn't officially finalized.

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typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 12:44 am

The only way I would ever cheat on my husband if five years was if he started becoming protective of his phone, packed up some stuff, then one day took off with some wanna be porn star, drive to my hometown in Texas with the wannabe poem star...

typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 12:47 am

...*Pornstar... Break into our storage w, the wannabe pornstar girl, then drive all the way to Houston and stop answering my phone calls. And if that weekend I walked to the bar/pizza place and if their just so happens to be a rugby team there that..

typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 12:49 am

...just won a game. And if I decided ok, Obviously my life is changing: and I decided to hang out with the rugby team, and of one of em was really cute, and I was kinda tipsy, if he wanted to hook up I would. That's the only way is cheat on my...

typetype level 2 pretty
10/23/14 12:50 am

...husband. Well, that's how I would start getting over my estranged husband. If any if that were to ever happen....

DuckAndCower
10/23/14 8:18 am

This feels like a confession.

typetype level 2 pretty
10/24/14 7:05 am

My husband took off a yr and 1/2 ago and was cheating on me at least with some fat chick a month prior to leaving. Can't get a hold of him so idk.

DuckAndCower
10/24/14 11:42 am

Wow, that's a ridiculous hing to do to someone. Sorry you had to go through that.

Fungamer2817 Intriguing...
10/22/14 11:29 pm

For the right amount if money I'd do anything. But she would have to co-sign on it... And I'd be open to a polygamous relationship, which some might think is 'cheating'.

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MrMilkdud
10/22/14 9:01 pm

Honestly, no. The idea just doesn't appeal in any way.

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MrLucchese If curious, ask.
10/22/14 8:45 pm

Sure, many. Though it's not something I'd strive for.

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madeit Houston Area
10/22/14 8:30 pm

Never, never, never, never.

CanI say it again? Never!

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osouless Whats Next
10/22/14 8:12 pm

To save her life.

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Zimmeress Make Me Laugh
10/22/14 7:20 pm

Circumstance: Channing Tatum.

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chickencookie disgusted
10/22/14 7:58 pm

Haha. If Matthew McConaughy would call me "darlin" I think that would be enough to draw me in lol
J/k

FacePalm That Trick Never Works
10/23/14 6:22 am

Robert Downy, Jr. That bad boy smile is just killer.

kscott516 Revelation 5 6
10/23/14 6:48 am

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jennybear I like to party...
10/23/14 5:55 pm

Thanks for that gif! Wow

FacePalm That Trick Never Works
10/23/14 6:15 pm

Rawrrrrrrr

*swoon!*

Zod Above Pugetropolis
10/22/14 7:13 pm

Several, but they are all extremely unlikely.

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firefly5 the verse
10/22/14 7:02 pm

no. I can't think of anything that would make me remotely consider it.

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WildRice With a side of sass
10/22/14 7:13 pm

If it was cheat or my family was in immediate danger I would do what I had to to keep them safe.

Under normal circumstances? Hell no

Kay41 the Midwest
10/22/14 6:59 pm

Not a chance. I can't conceive of anything that would make me do that.

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FallenRegime Unknown
10/22/14 6:56 pm

The only time is maybe if she passed away but even then I doubt I could nor would.

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osouless Whats Next
10/22/14 8:13 pm

Then that's not cheating lol.

MrLucchese If curious, ask.
10/22/14 8:24 pm

Unless if you're into necrophilia... 0.o