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Americans are 4 times more likely to marry Rush Limbaugh than contract Ebola and die. Which are you more scared of?
Rush you could divorce easily. Not so with Ebola.
In my defense, I've been scared of RL since the early 90s when his existence became known to me.
same here.
God, I'd die either way. The question is how, shooting myself or having my intestines slowly slip out of my butt.
or Ebola.
And... You're also 2500x as likely to have slept with Charlie sheen. Your point?
I'm going to test that.
You're probably right. 6% of my followers have slept with him.
Nick Bilton: "There are more experts on CNN right now [5] talking about Ebola in American that people with ebola in America."
Lol.
I don't agree with the man but I rather marry him than have Ebola. Size that to be a married to him would give me a public platform to promote equity. I'm not a shy wallflower.
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