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SOHAH October 22nd, 2014 2:05am

SOHAH: What are some of the funniest sexual jokes you've heard?

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Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/23/14 11:44 am

Boy: I'll give you $10 to climb the flagpole.
Girl: Okay (climbs pole)
Girl: Mommy, a boy just gave me $10 to climb the flagpole!
Mom: He was just trying to see your panties.
The next day...
Boy: I'll give you $20 to climb the flagpole.

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Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/23/14 11:44 am

Girl: Okay (climbs pole)
Girl: Mommy, Mommy, today the boy paid me $29 to climb the pole! But, I tricked him! I didn't wear panties!

Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/23/14 11:32 am

While cleaning her son's room, a mother finds an S&M magazine. She shows it to the boy's dad.

Mom: What should we do about this?
Dad: I don't know, but whatever you do, don't spank him.

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Krystina Let Freedom Reign
10/23/14 11:23 am

Friend 1: How's your sex life?
Friend 2: Its great since we got into S&M!
Friend 1: Really? I wouldn't have guessed you'd be into that. What's it like?
Friend 2: It's fabulous. He snores while I masturbate.

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DrDollylonglegs in the lab... again
10/22/14 8:37 am

What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dîck down someone's throat.

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aj1545 Cat Lady
10/22/14 5:19 am

I've never heard any that I think are actually funny and don't make me feel like I'm in a room of middle schoolers lol.

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AbandonedAccnt Not here.
10/22/14 6:50 am

Pull my finger?

ozzy
10/22/14 5:15 am

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.

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jeffrey306 steel town
10/22/14 1:04 am

What doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year.

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CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:35 pm

2 gay priests are about to take a bath together. they strip down and get in the tub. While in there one priest realizes that he forgot the soap so he gets out and runs down the hall wet and naked to the utility room. he grabs 2 bars of soap and...

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CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:37 pm

makes an attempt to run back. but before he can get there he encounters 3 nuns whom are walking towards him. Not seeing him, the priest quickly jumps up in a platform standing still disguising himself as a statue. the nuns walk past him and...

CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:40 pm

admire how "real" everything is. the 1st nun take her hand and pulls on the priest's dick. the priest drops one bar of soap from his hand. "wow its soap dispenser," the first nun says! "let me try," says the second nun as she too pulls hard on...

CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:42 pm

his dick, dropping the 2nd bar of soap! "that's amazing! Let me try, says the last nun!" as she too pulls on his dick. nothing happens. She tries again nothing, so she keeps pulling and pulling and pulling until finally she proclaims...

CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:43 pm

"oh look! hand cream!"

CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:31 pm

i'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long

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alek12 Orlando
10/21/14 10:35 pm

I'd tell you a joke about my vagina but you'd never get it.

MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
10/21/14 10:18 pm

I would do things to you that a memory foam mattress would try to forget...

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
10/21/14 10:06 pm

I may be a smooth talker, but let me assure you that I'm ribbed for your pleasure...

MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
10/21/14 9:58 pm

Real men don't wear pink. They eat it...

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
10/21/14 9:56 pm

Some people think it's sick and perverted to be a flasher.

I think it shows a lot of balls...

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
10/21/14 9:45 pm

Sarcasm is my second most favorite "asm"...

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kspells TheOtherOtherside
10/21/14 9:25 pm

I worked with all men. 5-6 of us were discussing how to solve a problem. One guy has never liked me, always put me down every chance. I asked him if he could say just one nice thing about me,just once. He said: ' you give good head' i know it's not

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kspells TheOtherOtherside
10/21/14 9:25 pm

Funny if you have to say; you had to be there. But you had to be there.

Colorado303 Future Seattle Resident
10/21/14 8:10 pm

Boy: Want to hear a joke about my penis? never mind, it's too long

Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it

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MrLove lovers, dreamers and me
10/21/14 8:42 pm

Ha! I saw that one today, and was trying to figure out a way to use it.

CzarCastic
10/21/14 10:31 pm

fuck! i didn't see this before i posted

alek12 Orlando
10/21/14 10:35 pm

Hahaha neither did I

Arananthi Literal Ninja
10/21/14 7:24 pm

Why did they kick Raggety Ann out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and moaning "Lie to me!"

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Arananthi Literal Ninja
10/21/14 7:24 pm

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Kk-k-kk-th-th.

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voc I am...what I am
10/21/14 7:26 pm

I don't get it. Is she chocking?

Yoko318 Utah
10/21/14 7:22 pm

How can you tell if a man's been in prison too long? His farts whistle.

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fburgnate Mechanicsville, VA
10/21/14 7:18 pm

The masochist looked to the sadist and said, "Hurt me!"
The sadist looked at the masochist, paused, smiled, and said, "No."

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