Boy: I'll give you $10 to climb the flagpole.
Girl: Okay (climbs pole)
Girl: Mommy, a boy just gave me $10 to climb the flagpole!
Mom: He was just trying to see your panties.
The next day...
Boy: I'll give you $20 to climb the flagpole.
Friend 1: How's your sex life?
Friend 2: Its great since we got into S&M!
Friend 1: Really? I wouldn't have guessed you'd be into that. What's it like?
Friend 2: It's fabulous. He snores while I masturbate.
2 gay priests are about to take a bath together. they strip down and get in the tub. While in there one priest realizes that he forgot the soap so he gets out and runs down the hall wet and naked to the utility room. he grabs 2 bars of soap and...
makes an attempt to run back. but before he can get there he encounters 3 nuns whom are walking towards him. Not seeing him, the priest quickly jumps up in a platform standing still disguising himself as a statue. the nuns walk past him and...
admire how "real" everything is. the 1st nun take her hand and pulls on the priest's dick. the priest drops one bar of soap from his hand. "wow its soap dispenser," the first nun says! "let me try," says the second nun as she too pulls hard on...
his dick, dropping the 2nd bar of soap! "that's amazing! Let me try, says the last nun!" as she too pulls on his dick. nothing happens. She tries again nothing, so she keeps pulling and pulling and pulling until finally she proclaims...
I worked with all men. 5-6 of us were discussing how to solve a problem. One guy has never liked me, always put me down every chance. I asked him if he could say just one nice thing about me,just once. He said: ' you give good head' i know it's not
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